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Articles Written (50 total):

Amanda Peet, Beckie, Chimaira, Coal Chamber, Machine Head, Slipknot, Amen, Colepitz, Crowbar, Darwin's Waiting Room, Denise Richards, Dim, Downset, Mudvayne, Factory 81, Relative Ash, Drain STH, Drumline, Fay Masterson, From Zero, Unloco, Gawkman's Top 20 Mosh Sections, Gawkmans Top Ten Bestest Shooters EVER!, Heather Graham, Hellboy, Juliette Lewis, Kung Pow!, Little Jimmy Stories, Lo Lo's Chicken and Waffles, Lord Of the Rings: Return of the King, Memento, Mosquito, Mouse Users Safety Guide, Neve Cambell, Nothingface, Nothingface, Endo, a band, and Blind Rage, Ozzfest 2002, Rene Zellweger, Roadrunner's Tour O' Death, Sandra Bullock, Senseless Stories and Jokes, Sevendust Gravity Kills Flaw, Sevendust, Kittie, Pumpjack, Ignite, Sevendust, Machine Head, Orange 9mm, Chevelle, Signs, Six Flags Magic Mountain, Slipknot, Song - The Dumb Song!, Soulfly, Downset, Primer 55, Slaves On Dope, Staind - Cold - Puddle of Poo, Stupid Sex Sites Spam, System Of a Down, Tales From the Sink, Tattoo the Earth , The Greatest Thing Ever Competition, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Xcellfactor, The Deadlights

News Posted (98 total):

Action! Suspense! Travesty! Donut-holes!, Friday is today! Today is the day of Fries! Get it? FRI-day? I'm FULL of CLEVAR!, First day of October. Time for karate!, Short, crappy, lazy news post., If only there were more toenails for throwing..., *Assumes Kayn thinks I will forget news on Sunday as well*, The Return of Me! Again!, LOOK! It's a guy saying, "LOOK!", Before you eat the corn, check it for gerbil hair., NEWS!!!! NOT REALLY!!!, It's Super Bowl Sunday. Who won again? Who was playing again?, BLAGGITY BLARGITY FLAGITY WEPOFIJ!, The un-truth!, Laundry night!, Alcohol makes happy!, It's Christmas., Whatever you do... don't lay eggs while your house is on fire!, I missed it again!!!, Today is the day that today becomes the day., I need beer. No wait, I mean water... I'm dehydrated., I typed it all out, but it got lost., This is what a late news post looks like., Primus = Happy concert!, I have been commanded by TEH SHAFTY!, Copycat!, Rollarcoastars!, Sparkling Apple Cider!, Lazy news post time!!!, Day Of Nothing! ... or something., Surely you can't be serious! Don't call me Shirly., Gawkman decides to post news before the final Matrix movie comes out., !, Wofe(*@&$#r(*%&#@$!, I = Green Eye Guy!, Where, oh where is Gawkman?, Crappy News Post!, Oh yeah, it's Thursday., When emoticons go wild......... >/=)^$%D=K&, Happy new year! + 1!, Didn't have time to make my news post. It was funny, too., Time to be timely!, *turkey*, The berries taste like burning!, I sense obligation., Die, Day!, The lazy streak ends!, Todays news..., Hurray for tastebuds!, *cue used car dealership commercial*, I am the second Pluh editor to be involved in our judicial system!, Raaawwwrrr!, Tea for me!, I got something stuck in my teeth., Tape adheres to surfaces., Hey, if they get to do it, so do I!, My news isn't just a picture!, I cleaned my kitchen., Gawkman's back., My toe itches. Time to chop it off., Smell the dumb!, Sad-happy: when you're sad about being happy., Hurray for peanuts!, Look, Ma! We gots summa dem reviews!, I am the eternal dumb., Sevendust TOMORROWS!!!, That was close!!!, Everyday is Rectal Emissions Day!, I'm "Down" With That Shiz (Pun Intended), Make them stop., If you think that's a dark green, you should see this blue wallpaper!, Gir! Get over there and sign that petition!, I gotta wee-wee., I want some "without sour cream", too!, That smells terrible! *smells again*, I'm hungry. Again., I'm eating a Hot-Pocket., Teh splah is GLAH!, Smell my finger, it smells like battery acid., New Year of Happiness! And a mop., HAHA! I made record time!, Bah, humbug., Mmmm... Krispy Kremes., Have you ever..., Holy Japanese pop-singer, Batman!, Steak and egg burrito= good., ~~~~ I like squigglies ~~~~, It's raining outside. Smells like o3., *head explodes from heaviness*, They need a band called, "Frost Gigas"., I reviewed TEH TOUR O' DEATH!, Today is MURPH Day!, OW! My -6db limiter!, That's right. Cows are often spotted., WOW! Look at the size of that platform!, Server back up!!, Psychostick wants feedback. And pizza., Wow!, The Return of Me! Again!

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This next section is pulled from Gawkman's forum profile.

Biography

I are a person. An alive person.

Location

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Interests

Good stuff

Occupation

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Favorite bands

Nothingface, Sevendust, From Zero, Stuck Mojo, Pantera, Glassjaw, Dream Theater, Hatebreed

Movies that strike yer fancy:

Mint chocolate chip.

Favorite Video Games?

"wiggle"

Favorite word

NO!

Why didja sign up here?

Um... boobays?

Most definately!

Favorite Ice Cream?

Matrix series, Signs, Memento, What the BLEEP Do We Know?!, Cube

Maritial Status!