ALL PISSED OFF BECAUSE KAYN'S NEW NEWS-POSTING THING ATE MY NEWS POST!

By Shafty at October 8th 2003, 11:51 AM 7

ANGARRR!!!11111  I WROTE OUTSTANDING NEWS POST AND STUFF AND THEN CLICKED "POST" AND IT GOT ERASED FOR FREAKING EVVER!!111  AHSAO;IA SSOSO MUCH HATE IN ME RIGHT NOW WANT TO KILL STUFF!

As a result, all of my great links are now gone so instead you have to listen to me brag about getting all crowbar wicky on that fag alien baby Nihilanth and his ghey green balls of teleporting!

That's right:

Shafty Has Beaten Half-Life.

Big deal, you say?  Well, try balancing a 3-month-old on your lap while fighting this freaking cheap mofo boss:

In related news, it turns out that hackers stole more than just source code from Valve; instead, there's actually a playable demo of Half-Life 2 that's been leaked.  As a result, the HL2 release date has been pushed back indefinitely, with the current "release date" sometime in April 2004.  CRAP CRAP CRAP DAMN DAMN HATE KILL DIE CRAP STUFF!

Hmm, news stuff to replace the news stuff that got eaten:

• Hooray for saying stupid stuff that offends people!  Yes, Britney's the real bad influence, not the mom who says she wishes she could commit murder.
• I kid you not (although I wish I were):  the other day, I saw a TV ad for Macho Man Randy Savage's new rap CD.  CRAP CRAP CRAP DAMN DAMN HATE KILL DIE CRAP STUFF!
• Nude pictures influencing a man's decision?  Bah, could never happen!
• Stuff about PSX!
• New CD-copy protection system installed on CDs easily thwarted by holding down SHIFT key.  Hooray!

The only thing that can make up for the news about the HL2 delay is the fact that Pluhbabe Mandy Moore felt it newsworthy to announce that "just 8 months ago, I got boobs! Who knows where they came from... When I wear a push-up bra, they're out of control."  Although Moore is going to get nekkid for her next movie, though, she plans on using a body double so we won't get to see afore-mentioned boobs.  CRAP CRAP CRAP DAMN DAMN HATE KILL DIE CRAP STUFF!