SPIDARS! Finally! AGHIASGOLI!!$@!@%$

By Murph at March 22nd 2002, 12:00 PM 0

Today's current headline: EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS FINALLY HAS A RELEASE DATE!! That's right boys and slightly more feminine boys! The much larger than normal spiders ever were and probably should be run-around-and-kill-things-athon will be in theaters July 12, 2002! Why so late? I have no idea, since the movie was done about a year ago, either they wanted to be in for the oscer nominations or they postponed cause of 9/11 and then figured it would make a better summer movie. Cause, you know, giant spiders in the winter? That's just crazy talk! As I said before I'll be camping in front of my theater dressed as a giant spider waiting for tickets to go on sale. That way I'll beat the rush of goths and guys that want to torture their girlfriends cause she made him see A Beautiful Mind with her. Expect a review from me when it does come out, but I already know it'll be 5/5 Pluhs. I mean GIANT SPIDERS! What could be better?!? Spiders alone = great movie, so GIANT spiders must = GIANT great movie, err... yeah!

RAR!! I know it's not too menacing, but you get the idea! EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!! Guaaaaa!!! *convusions*