An excellent burger, from an excellent man.
By Murph at January 8th 2002, 12:00 PM - 6 Comments I know today is not my day to update, but I felt I needed to in this time of distress. Fast food lovers around the world shed a tear for the man, the myth, Dave Thomas. Thomas died around midnight at his home in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, from cancer of the liver. Thomas had a carcinoid tumor, which is a slow growing cancer, for more than a decade. Thomas had quadruple heart bypass surgery in December 1996 and had gall-bladder surgery in July. "As long as it works, I'll continue to do the commercials," Dave said in a 1991 interview. "When it's not working any longer, then I'm history." You may remember Dave's horrible commercials that had the worst writers in history but, still remained cheesyly funny with good old Dave behind the spatula. Dave Thomas also created the cleverly titled "Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption", a non-profit organization focused on raising public awareness of adoption. The profits from his two books, "Dave's Way" and "Well Done!" go to the foundation. Dave was truly a man for his time, dedicated to quality and really, really, good spicey chicken sandwitches. But, we must not fret, for Dave has gone to a better place. Once again he can hang with the KFC Colonel just like old times. If you truly were a fan of Dave then you should do what I'm doing this afternoon. Delivering sypmathy cards to the managers of your local Wendy's. They will appreciate it, and maybe you'll get a free frosty coupon, but that's not the point. Dave Thomas, the name, the prophecy, lives on.
Sleep well sweet child, you are now with the Lord.Comments!
unregistered conveys:
How stupid it is to go out and eat the same food that helped give this man cancer. You people are idiots.
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Rawrb conveys:
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Unregistered [/i]
[B]How stupid it is to go out and eat the same food that helped give this man cancer. You people are idiots. [/B][/QUOTE] Hey everyone, this random person just discovered that fast food contributes to cancer!
May I hump your leg?
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Shafty conveys:
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Murph [/i]
[B]I have a chair that causes cancer... [/B][/QUOTE]
Aw damn, I walked out of the house wearing my cancer tie again. Boy, is my face red. Probably my liver too, I guess.
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megatr0n2 jabbers:
i think that mister Unregistered guest needs a real attitude adjustment, or just needs to be shot in the crotch and hung up by his/hers toe nails, good riddance good riddance to people who don't understand the kind and gentle ways of the founder of the greatest fast food joint around. May be he died of his own food but at least he died with dignity with the Wendy’s name inscribed in his chest a chest of steal yes i know that superman is crap but Dave is more than just a superman he’s the greatest fast food media icon in the world and there’s nothing greater than that. So eat your Wendy’s and be proud that that what you’re eating was made right when you order it!
RIP Dave, may you be macking it with the Colonel!
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Did my part to honor St. Dave's memory... stuffed my face with the Triple Cheese Biggie Fries and Frosty. Long live St. Dave's legend!