Here's our roundup of stupid us! In your FACE! Be SCARED! WHAHWOARHRH!!!
Full Name: Nick
Rank: Editor
Pluh Job: Content Poster Guy
News Posting Day(s):
Favorite Games: The kind of games that you play... duh!
Favorite Bands: That one band, you know, they have that guy with the hat and that other guy with the shirt, I think they have a leaf, or a tree, or a twig as a pet or something like that... you know?
Common Sayings: The snozberries taste like snozberries!
Rant: alright! who farted!
Full Name: Joshua P. Key
Rank: Editor
Pluh Job: Reviewing, Pluhbabes, headbanging, writing heavystuff, playing heavystuff, returning insults to Kayn, gaming (when I can), programming games, jamming at concerts, reviewing concerts, hunting for kickass indie bands (Pluhbands), promoting decent music, drinking caffeine (and lots of it)
News Posting Day(s): Wednesday
Favorite Games: Final Fantasy 2, Mega Man 2 (can't beat a classic), Rollercoaster Tycoon, Quake 2, The Guardian Legend (old NES favorite)
Favorite Bands: (In order of fav) Stuck Mojo, From Zero, Sevendust, Nothingface, Colepitz, Pantera, Staind, Dream Theater, (old school) Metallica, Creed, Vision Of Disorder, Machine Head, Incubus, Soak, Pissing Razors
Common Sayings: "I had their cd six months ago", "Dude, listen to this riff I just wrote!", "Schneergy!", "Stuff.", "Don't wait; mosh NOW!", and of course, "Pluh!"
Rant: "Some people need to grow a brain. Whether it's being so insecure that they think they have to do what everyone else is doing to be liked or thinking that they are "stuck" with the hand life has dealt them, they need to learn to get over it and start living.
One last thing: liking a group/band simply because everyone else likes them is a bad thing. On the other hand, hating a group/band just because everyone else likes them is just as bad. Make up your OWN mind."
"Close your eyes... you'll find all you need in your mind if you take the time" - Dream Theater
Full Name: Patrick R. Murphy
Rank: Editor
Pluh Job: Editor, news guy, content man, overall random-stuff guy!
News Posting Day(s): Tuesday
Favorite Games: I like Halflife and expansions, Zelda, TFC, Battalfield 1942 (tkmod), Resident Evil's, Chrono Trigger, ALL MEGA MAYUHN! Monkey-Mole Panic!
Favorite Bands: Machine Head, Sevendust, Nothingface, AC/DC, Tool, Primus, The FENWICKS! and, of course, Robby and the Stickertons.
Common Sayings: MAYUHN! Rob is a stupid man with a shirt that he always wears that doesn't say "stupid man" but it should because he is, indeed, a stupid man! HARHAHRHARLKJALReljgib3494
Rant: I am talking! Er... typing.
Full Name: Psi Arthur Nyde
Rank: Editor
Pluh Job: EditAARRR of the Pluh.
News Posting Day(s): Thursday
Favorite Games: qwaters, 3-man, president, who's my new intern, etc...
Favorite Bands: rubber bands, tool, finch, teh used, sevendust, deftones, RHCP, dashboard, 311, led zep, mountain, janis, supertramp, bto, TEH NUGE, sabbath, boston, grand funk railroad, bowie, the doors, mozart [requim mass kicks arse!!]
Common Sayings: "meh" "that's hella chuh" "wikkid" "pfffft!" "deyooood"
Rant: RAWRHARHARHHAHRHRHRHAHA...*cough* *cough*...
Full Name: Robert F. Kersey III
Rank: Webmaster
Pluh Job: Owner, manager, reviewer, programmer, database guy, content man, and boob graspage!
News Posting Day(s): Monday
Favorite Games: Final Fantasy I, IV, VI, VII, and IX, Mega Man series, Quake, Half-Life, Lunar: Silver Star Story, Phantasy Star IV, Dragon Warrior I, II, III, IV and VI, Ninja Gaiden I and II, Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana (and the unreleased Japanese sequel, Seiken Densetsu III), Double Dragon II, Super Mario Bros. 3, Tetris, Dr. Mario, Zelda Series (except for Majora's Mask, YUCK), Ogre Battle, Final Fantasy Tactics, and probably a few others I can't think of right now. I can't even begin to keep this up to date, so EAT IT!
Favorite Bands: From Autumn to Ashes, Norma Jean, Alkaline Trio, Brand New, Jewel (yeah yeah), Pantera, GlassJaw, and yes, Beethoven, Wagner, Mozart, and Vivaldi. Tons more, but you get the idea.
Common Sayings: "NO!", "KILL YOU!", "Digida digida digda dig!"
Rant: Since about '96 or '97, Pluh has been a big part of mah life. I never thought it'd come this far as a content driven site with lots of...content. After this, I plan to become a deep sea writer, where I drop a typewriter in the middle of the ocean and write my novels underwatar. From there, who knows - super mega strong mayunn? POWARFUL KILLAR INK SUPREMEM MASTARR!!? AHHARHAHRHRAH
Full Name: Shafty
Rank: Editor
Pluh Job: I think I'm supposed to be the "logical" Pluheditar. I'd have gotten a better grasp on my responsibilities during our telephone conference if I weren't distracted by: (1) screaming baby; or (2) stupid Half-Life alien controllers. Also the Sports Editor. HAR HAR!
News Posting Day(s): Friday
Favorite Games: Classic Sega Genesis games. College Football '97. Triple Play series. Blitz. Doom. Duke Nukem. John Madden football. Mega Mayunn! HARF-LIFE! Zelda. Metroid! Halo!
Favorite Bands: Anthrax. Pantera. Tool. Nick Cave. Primus. Faith No More. Rammstein. Mr. Bungle. Machines of Loving Grace. ZEPPELIN.
Common Sayings: "I hate that fag-ass Nihilanth and his ghey green teleporter balls."
Rant: I absolutely freaking hate stupid people.