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Termy terms! These here definitions define words that we often use on pluh.com - so forget the dictionary, because you're not in it!

Asinine (adj) ass-ih-nyn

1) Silly, stupid, like an ass. 2) Former title of the band in which Kayn is vocalist, and Gawkman is the Guitarist. See 'Psychostick'

BEER (n, v, adv) bee-yur

See 'Pluhjuice'

Example: Today we will beer.

Blaaah (n) bluhaaaah

Plural: Blaaahs. A Blaaah is an individuals that expresses humor in a non-typical manner, much like the manner on pluh.com and most Steve Odekirk movies. A Blaaah posseses many unique qualities that makes them worthy of the name. Antonyms: Normies, posers, psycho-ex's

Example: "She's a Blaaah, therefore she'll appreciate my new cape made of carpet and random candies!"

Blah (e) bla-h

1) Word to fill the void of silence, a synonym for Pluh, but not as descriptive. 2) A word used to indicate screaming, as in a heavy metal band vocal'

Blondeaux (n) blonde-oh

Pluhgod "U." Name derived from blonde hair and admitted to the Pluhgods after completing the deed of moving back to Odessa, TX, becoming introduced to Gawkman, and being a long time friend of Kayn. Expresses his pluhness through his love of soccer, flirting with women, and heavy music. AKA Chris, Soccer-stud, and resembles Cloud from Final Fantasy VII.

Boobays (n) boo-bays

The proper way to pronounce, 'Boobies.'

Example: GIVES ME TEH BOOBAYS!

Cookies (n) cook-ees

1) The food of the Pluhgods, replenishes Pluh that has been used. 2) Describes a specific part of the female, which also is a favorite food of the Pluhgods and replinishes Pluh. 3) Special data stored on your computer via websites

Derp (adv, adj) derp

Sound made when someone sees something stupid/annoying. Use in place of "duh" Murph is known to yell "DERP DERP DERP" loudly while promos for 'American Idol' role.

Example: "Uh derp."

Dig (n) dihg

A play on the homey expression, 'dog'

Example: Whussup, dig?

Garby (n, adj, adv, prep, etc) ghar-bee

See 'Pluh.'

Gawkman (n) ghawk-man

Pluhgod "P." Name derived from the high pitched rimshot on a snare drum known as a "gock." The first member of the Pluhgods, deemed worthy after the creation of the term. Expresses his Pluhness through writing/listening to heavy music, editorials on Pluh.com, and love for acting dumb. AKA Josh, Joshy, Gawk, GawkOfPluh and can be spotted from a distance with distorted sound waves in the air.

Example:

Gimp (n) gihm-p

A person or object showing gimpy qualities

Example: Space Boy. :D

Gimpy (adj) gihm-pee

1) To be embarassing or degrading in nature. 2) That which causes one to slap forhead and state, "Give me a break!" synonyms: cheesy, weak, lame, gay, pathetic, retarded, corny, 80s Music

GUUUH (?) g-uuuuuh

The sound that is eminated from the Pluh.com staff once 'boobays' come into their view. See 'Boobays.'

Example: *stares at hottay waitress* GUUUUUUH!

HAR HAR TEH HORSE (n) har har teh hors

A very special horse that, "SAEVS TEH DAY!1!1"

Example: HAR HAR TEH HORSE SAEVES TEH DAY!!1

Heavy (adj) hev-ey

1) Word often misconceived as "New Metallica." 2) That which jams to an extreme level. synonyms: Crowbar, Chimaira, Living Sacrifice, Hatebreed, Nothingface. antonyms: Hot Action Cop, Saliva, Nickelback, 80s music.

Jibberish (n) jibb-ur-ish

Words and letters randomly placed together to mean something but to 'play with your mind.'

Example: Glabbytookish.

Jigger (n) jih-ger

A synonym for 'penis.'

Kayn (n) kayunn

Pluhgod "L." Name derived from a character in an RPG currently in writing. Co-founder of Pluh and supreme webmaster/overlord/editor in chief of Pluh.com. Expresses his Pluhness through gaming, heavy music, web design, good looks, love for females/boobays, and perverted comments. AKA Robby, Rob, KaynOfPluh, da-man, and can be spotted chasing boobays in the Phoenix area.

Example:

Little Jimmy (n) lihtel-jihm-mee

The innocent young boy that ends up in a traumatic predicament every time

Example: Go here

Mr. Teh (n) mister teh

An evil incarnation of death, causing server malfunctions and database crashes. Causes terrible reviews and is married to Mrs. Teh. Murph found him while typing "teh" into a search engine.

Normie (n) Nor-mie

Plural: Normies. Inspired by a Family Guy episode. Normies are typical people with typical humor that react to their surroundings in a typical way. Most normies tend to engage in typical toilet/drug humor, as well as watch what's popular and not think outside the norm. Antonyms: Blaaahs, Pluh.com Staff, Psychostick and their fans

Example: "He's a normie - he wouldn't the greatness that is SHOE SHAPED CAR MELON!"

Pluh (N, ADV, ADJ, PREP, ETC) pluh

Everything and nothing (first used by Gawkman). Commonly used by people that are wild mannered, sexually aggresive, and into heavy music. Or maybe they just have a stupid sense of humor.

Example: He went to go pluh. There's pluh in my cabbage! I pluh over there.

Pluhbabe (n) pluh-bay-buh

1) Female celebrities, all attractive, reviewed for their high sexual appeal to the Pluhgods and most males for that matter. 2) Often looked upon as object of lust with the use of many perverted comments within the review; archived and kept sacred by Pluh.com.

Example: Pluhbabes initiate captain BONAR!

Pluhband (n) pluh-band

A band that is officially accepted by Pluh.com. Usually contains heavy properties

Pluhgod (n) pluh-gawd

1) Owners and endorsers of the term pluh (ranking invented by Kayn). 2) Rare breed of person and hard to find, probably because there are only four; possibly will reproduce and carry on traits of pluh, infecting/curing the world with the word and it's magical properties.

Example: Blondeaux, Kayn, Gawkman, and Snoebmeister are Pluhgods. You are not.

Pluhjuice (n) pluh-joose

A /liquid/solid/gas/plasma, preferably a liquid, invented/constructed/destroyed/vaporized by Kayn. Ingredients are everything and nothing.

Example: Hey, where's my pluhjuice?

Pluhness (n) pluh-nes

1) Describing the faith and allegiance to pluh. 2) Best defined as "The use of power of everything and nothing within." Synonyms: 'The Force'

Example: Pluhness fills me, so then I fall asleep with my eyes open. While eating.

Pluhquiz (n) pluh-kwiz

A small exam created by Kayn and Gawkman to test the pluhness within a person. Those who pass get added to the Pluhmembers list when Kayn remembers.

Example: That moron took the pluhquiz. Boy did he pass.

Poser (n) pose-er

The person that likes the band that just came on the radio when he hated the band yesterday.

Possum (adj) pah-some

Awesome.

Psychostick (n) sye-koh-stik

The band that is officially the dumb band of Pluh.com. Formerly known as Asinine.

Senseless (adj) since-lehs

Describes stories, jokes, or quotes that display random qualities

Example: Click here

Shafty (n) shaf-tee

The pluh.com editor who actually remembers to make his news posts. Also the "Law Priest," healing those contains wounds of LAW!

Snoebmeister (n) snohb-my-ster

Pluhgod "H." The foreign contact and final Pluhgod to be admitted to the great four. Residing in Austria, he continues the quest for worldwide pluhness. Expresses his Pluhness through snowboarding, listening to heavy music, and complaining how women suck.

Space Boy (n) spay-s-boi'

An evil entity which commonly declares his love for old school metal bands such as Megadeth.

Example: "That nu metal band sucks."

Stuff (n) stuh-f

Word referencing a random object

Uber-Stud (n) oobur-stud

See 'Kayn.'

Vahgihnyhal J00eyekeys (n) vah-gih-nyhal joo-eye-keys

1)A term used by the Pluhgods (first used invented by Blondeaux) in reference to a substance specifically created by the female gender in humans. 2) Partained as an inside joke to the Great Four when refering to attractive females.

Example: *looking at Jennifer Aniston* Mmm...Vahgihnyhal J00eyekeys.

Yer (adv, adj) yur

A word that demonstrates approval.

Example: Dude, I just got laid. Yer.

Yer dumb (adj) yur duh-m

A great way to insult someone without them being insulted. You are serious- they think you are joking.

Example: "YER DUMB because I said so!"