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Frequently asked questions that we sometimes make up to try and look like we actually get traffic! Aren't you impressed?!

1. Okay, okay - what the hell is Pluh?
It is a word.
2. So, what's the history about Pluh?
*flashback* It started a couple years back in German class. Gawkman and I were passing a notepad back and forth scribbling stuff to each other about girlfriends, game quizzes, life issues and such. One lovely day, we had had a big quiz that Herr (Hell) Fisher had issued. We, being the 'class clown' types had no idea how to conjugate pat tenses, so we failed it.Afterward, we eventually busted the sacred notepad out, and within a conversation, Gawkman wrote, "PLUH!" And they rest, they say, requires 2 cups of vinegar.
3. Well, I'm good at creative writing and I love games! I want to write reviews and help Kayn with the maintenence of Pluh.com, so what I do?
Contact Kayn. Be sure to include a sample URL of your work and a review of a game or something! I could always use help!
4. I want to link with you and/or advertise on your site! What I do?
Best thing to do is to just e-mail Kayn and let him know what you have in mind. STUPID!
5. Oh...this isn't a porn site?
NO! Go to www.boobays.com if you want porn!
6. Is Kayn the Greatest Ever?
No. (disclaimer: Question answered by Gawkman and may be biased.)
7. Why aren't there any female editors?
GUUURL POWER!
8. What's the deal with the pluh advice?
We decided that it was extremely important to give out our wisdom.It basically works like this:

- People write in with a question of advice seeking nature.

-Once we get it, a curse is randomly selected from our list of curses. The editors must respond within the rules the curse generates. And yes, the curses are quite... interesting.

9. I'm a web programmer and want to use the Content Management System (CMS) that Pluh.com uses. How can I do this?
Argh! Though I (Kayn) would like to make the CMS available, it is not currently set up to install and run on any end system. I've custom built this CMS from scratch to meet my own personal needs. YO! If the demand increases for my CMS, I'll look into making it a system that is purchaseable. For now though, it is not available. Sorry!