The Daily Dumb 9-29-2008

By cpu at September 29th 2008, 3:19 AM - 0 Comments

This might scare you, and it should.


Borat is at it again, but as Bruno.


Your right to fart on a police officer has been upheld.


Carlos fucking Voltron!


It's not every day the dumb brings you Queen covers played on the accordian.


Police failure.


Urban olympics.


Even terrorists have outtakes.


Having the world's biggest dick isn't all it's cracked up to be.


How to solve a rubik's cube with the warp 3 method!


Japanese slinky chair.


Vlad the Impaler was awesome. Part 1. Part 2. Part 3.



Now let's see them do it naked taking body shots off of one another during each pass.


Two Cute Chicks One Cool Trick - Watch more free videos

I've fallen, and I can't get up.


Old Lady Crashes Down Escalator - Watch more free videos

That's gonna leave a mark.


Two Bikes Crash at Intersection - Watch more free videos

How miniscule are we in the grand scheme of the universe? Watch and find out.


The Size Of The Universe - Watch more free videos

The world's voyeuristic perverts now have a new tool of the trade.


The Draganflyer Personal Helicopter - Watch more free videos

One small RC plane, and a lot of big ass machine guns. Sounds like a party to me.


Little Plane, Big Machine Guns - Watch more free videos

There's a lot you can do with a homemade jet engine, like.... culinary arts!


Homemade Jet Engine Cooks Hot Dog - Watch more free videos

Someone order express shipping?


Truck Crashes Through Office Wall - Watch more free videos

Cum is my middle name.



This snake doesn't need a body to fuck you up.



Greatest music video ever?



Oh man, it's just too easy. Watch.



Kitty time.













































A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER:
$1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HAND JOB:
$1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, I am.

The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'