The Daily Dumb 8-28-2008

By cpu at August 28th 2008, 2:39 AM - 0 Comments

I am so fucking cool.


Possibly the most random thing you will see all day.


Older article worth reposting. Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows nothing about fashion.


The onion keeps us informed of the most important news in the world.


Celebrities are not rocket scientists when it comes to the environment.


It takes a real man to have a dick cymbal on his drum kit.


Nice compilation of bicycle crashes.


I have no idea how this trick works, but it did.


Interesting idea for a website. Helps you choose gifts based on what you know about someone.


Seriously cool idea. Toddler fight club!


5 scientific experiments that could cause the destruction of the world. I don't remember Mr. Wizard talking about this shit on Nickelodeon back in the day.


It's about fucking time we start voting from the rooftops again.

New York has a great view of it's surroundings.



Busted for being too awesome.


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Exhibit A: Why weelbarrow jumping has never caught on.


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This is one guy who's not going to have to wait up late for his daughter to get home from dates, unless she needs help disposing of the body.


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Classic video: Winnie the Pooh worships Satan.



Isn't this kind of like a chinese guy writing a book about how to not be chinese?



I think when he asked her to swallow, this isn't what he meant.



Quantum physics will sodomize your brain.



Hazmat properties of a woman.



A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, "Yes."
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"Four cents," he replies.
"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."