The Daily Dumb 8-27-2008

By cpu at August 27th 2008, 1:42 AM - 1 Comments

I've been using an alarm clock program on my computer for ages, and it's about time someone made an online version.


Ladies of Louisville, band together and rejoice, your prayers have been answered!


I showed you the other day how pole dancing can be sexy, poetry in motion, and absolutely awe inspiring. Sometimes, that's not the case.....


I miss being a kid and being composed of rubber.


An ironic ending to an elitist hypocritical fuckhead. Enough said. :)

Exercise balls are awesome.


Exercise Ball To The Face - Watch more free videos

Guy fucks up his new Bentley


Bentley Slams Into Garage Door - Watch more free videos

He's so cute, you just wanna toss him into some bowling pins.


The Pashtoon Midget Dance - Watch more free videos

Guy HATES having his windows clean.


Angry Guy Fights Window Washer - Watch more free videos

Holy fucking semi crash batman.


Truck Smashes Into Other Cars - Watch more free videos

Damn that was smooth.


Ninth Hole Ninth Beer - Watch more free videos

I'm surprised he stood up that fast.


Skater Gets a Bloody Faceplant - Watch more free videos

Watch this fine parenting as mother tries to instigate a fight between her kid and another kid by teasing him.


Mom Tries To Get Kids To Fight - Watch more free videos

That's a damn decent explosion if I say so myself.



Man, I use my chest and legs as a drum kit all of the time, but this dude is nutty.



Playing music backwards.... what fun!



Bad day at the office.



If you see these guys, shoot on sight.



Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van
when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out,
"Oh, big boy, whip me, whip me!"

Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did
not have any whips on hand. But in a flash of inspiration, he opens
the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip
Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy.

About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the
whipping are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.

The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these
marks having sex?"

Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy [let
alone that she allowed the kinky boy to whip her] eventually admits
that, yes, she did.

Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so,
because in all my years as a doctor you've got the worst case of van
aerial disease that I've ever seen."