The Daily Dumb 8-26-2008

By cpu at August 26th 2008, 2:42 AM - 0 Comments

First and foremost, I would congratulate Metallica on actually writing a new METAL song. Holy shit. I thought I would never see the fucking day. Click this and shit yourself.


I AM HOME ALONE LEGEND!


MOOOOOM!


They all started blowing into jugs and dancing on the porch afterward.....


Hello Satan!


Ahh, the video that began launching Psychostick into internet fame.


Marxist Mario. \m/


It was apparently a bad day to be a one legged prostitute.


A week's worth of Keith Richards' blow has been seized.

These guys sound like flamers. Watch them try to become the embodiment of which.....


Skater Catches Fire - Watch more free videos

This little girl shows us how awesome her driving skills will be later.


Little Girl Owned by Bench - Watch more free videos

This is why I don't hang out underneath forklifts.


Crane Load Falls on Old Lady - Watch more free videos

Good thing bugs aren't as big as birds......... this might happen more frequently.


Bird Slams Into Windshield - Watch more free videos

Close call


Close Call With Train - Watch more free videos

WE ARE FUCK TOGETHER!



Worst rap/hip hop song ever? Maybe. Gets progressively worse as the song continues.



The last time I was THIS drunk, I woke up next to a penguin, and a hooker with a peg leg.



Cuban Tae Kwon Do fighter takes too long on an injury break, and loses because of it. He's not pleased.



Fuckin' cat.



Mozart with water and glasses. Fuckin' sweet.



The funny begins at about 2 minutes in. hahah



Additional footage.



What if companies used more honest labels?















































'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'