The Daily Dumb 8-25-2008

By cpu at August 25th 2008, 4:10 AM - 1 Comments

Art critics are fuckin' retards.


7 geniuses from history who were clearly nuttier than squirrel turds.


Once in a while, TV is awesome.


Michael Phelps is back in captivity!


Unintentionally funny website domain names.


Back in the 80's playing metal gave you superpowers!


Nice flash version of chess.


Nasty arm break.


Yep, he's THAT good. Jesus can't even do that shit now with those holes in his feet. :)


Vocalizing the retarded shit on the internet can end in humorous results.


SNL still does something right once in a while.


Top 20 gymnast crashes.


You can now be the ultimate Dork of the Rings!


Rosie now has her own autobiographical TV show where she plays a fat retard.


Father of the year!


Your tax dollars at work!


Keep your eye on this political showdown!


Another brilliant idea that didn't work out so swell.


Mask or not, I would've decked that dude.


Badass dogs.


When pole dancing becomes fuckin' art! Wow.


This makes me want to crawl into the shower and cry in the fetal position.

I seriously hope most of the olympiads were smart enough to bring food from home this year..... wow



















































Sometimes you just can't keep a good man down. Sometimes, he gets himself down anyhow.


Firefighters Blast Suicide Jumper - Watch more free videos

Great parody of a Green Day song.


Things You Don't Say To Your Wife - Watch more free videos

This has to be the stupidest thing I've seen all week, and that's saying A LOT. Apparently this resulted in the dude having to have his tonsils removed.


Idiot Agrees to Take Painball Shot to Throat - Watch more free videos

I wonder if this was as painful as it is fucking retarded.


Dumb Stunt Nut Ownage - Watch more free videos

Hurricane? COOL. Let's go tubing.


Hurricane Fay Tube Riding Wipeout - Watch more free videos

Us Californians do love our fires! :)


Californians Gather To Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition

This had better be a spoof.



BASS GUITAR!



Can fat guys keep up with Michael Phelps?



He doesn't quite get the rotation.



Another song parody. Don't watch this unless you're not a wuss. Pretty graphic/vile.



I like kitties......






























1. Zoe Lyons "I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so
irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."

2. Andrew Laurence "Most of us have a skeleton in the cupboard.
David Beckham takes his out in public."

3. Lloyd Langford "My girlfriend said 'did you know that
hippopotamuses kill more people every year than guns?' 'Yes,' I
said, 'but a gun is easier to conceal."

4. Josie Long "When I was a kid I asked my mum what a couple was
and she said 'oh, two or three.' And she wonders why her marriage
didn't work."

5. Tim Vine "Velcro. What a rip-off."

6. Stephen Grant "The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and
the hypodermic syringe - wouldn't it be easier just to talk to a
woman?"

7. Edward Aczel "So far Bird Flu has only killed 47 people. By
the time it ends, it's going to have killed 37 million. It's got
to get going, hasn't it, if it's going to be the pandemic we've
all been hoping for."

8. Joan Rivers "Grandchildren can be f**king annoying. How many
times can you go 'And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink'?
It's like talking to a supermodel."

9. Tom Stade "I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward."

10. Jeff Kreisler "People were outraged because of Barack
Obama's spiritual advisor. I think it's great he had one. Who was
George Bush's spiritual advisor? Jim Beam? Johnnie Walker? Jack
Daniels?"

Oh boy, it's poster time too!


























Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's President of the United States!"