The Daily Dumb 3-1-2010

By cpu at March 1st 2010, 10:07 AM - 0 Comments

Facebook brilliance.


I think this is how they treated hemorrhoids in Hungary 200 years ago.


Old people being awesome.


Between an overpass and a hard place.


AWESOME arm wrestling.


Check out the donuts that the Russian police are interested in.


Overkill on the stupid meter.


It won't even have a scratch.


I"m pretty sure treadmills were invented for shit like this.


BMW driver slams into a parked car.


FIRE whoever made this door see through!


Praying mantis is having none of this shit.


I've seen enough of these to know you should use a wall of brick.


It's like if Dick Kid did parkour....


Oh look, I'm a dumbass kid with no self esteem so I let the neighborhood kids do shit like this to me.


They're going to have to make this game harder or something.


Looks like we'll soon have cell phones that double as roofing hammers.


Awesome couples pranks.


I think this guy's friend list on facebook is about to shrink considerably.


I love poetic justice.


Some people aren't cut out for drinking games.


911 calls from Compton.


More 911 calls, but this one's 5 and has a better vocabularly and manners.


....straight to hell....


Sexual harrassment has never been more hilarious.


She's having a problem ripping off internet access.


Fun use of about 30 minutes.


I had no idea you could do this.


Hell of a deal if you ask me.


Swing malfunction.


World's strongest boy.


Glass harp.


Smart dog.


Bubble fun.


Ice and automobiles don't make good bedfellows.


300 jager bombs, coming right up.


Lazy ass cat.


Waiter with a dildo.


Barbershop quartets shouldn't hit on women.


Extremely trippy light show.


Had a lot of time on his hands..... har har har


Top 10 mad scientists.


Lots of documentaries online to watch.


6 sci fi technologies you'll soon have on your cell phone.



Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get that?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a camel.

The pharmacist faints.