The Daily Dumb 2-3-2010

By cpu at February 3rd 2010, 7:48 AM - 0 Comments

Making 200 mph your bitch.


Pass out, smash face, the end.


Practicing a new move they're going to try when that 3 foot double sided dildo shows up.


Inappropriate workplace activities happening in the background.


All of those beer pong dunks in yesterday's dumb were lame compared to this one.


The furniture clearly does not approve of these shenanigans.


Great version of a timeless prank.


Boredom can cause a person to do some questionable shit.


Freestyle ski jumping.


Watch this. It's quicker and more effective than ipecac.


More amusing ocular falsehoods!


Our good friend Darwin is hard at work again.


3rd world dentistry.


That's some serious heat.


Awesome new invention. Liquid glass.


5 ways the world could end that you'd never see coming.

Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother, she said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch the builders work, maybe you will learn something."

Martin was gone about two hours. When he came home, his mother asked him what he had learned. Martin replied - "Well first you put the goddamn door up. Then the son of a bitch doesn't fit so you have to take the cock sucker down. Then you have to shave a cunt hair off each side and put the mother fucker back up."

Martin's mother said, "Wait until your father gets home."

When Martin's father got home, Martin's mum told him to ask Martin what he had learnt today. When Martin told him the whole story, dad said, "Martin, go outside and get me a switch." Martin replied, "Get fucked. That's the electrician's job."