The Daily Dumb 12-3-2008

By cpu at December 3rd 2008, 3:03 AM - 0 Comments

One hell of a recovery.


This bear had a different snack in mind.


Ouchie.


Scary accident.


The saddest male models in the world.


Pretty crazy flash game where you build your own robots.


This dog is enjoying the snow.


Now I know more about WoW than I ever cared to. Fagtastic.


One hell of a night.


Reading this made me uppercut a dozen babies.

Man, that's actually pretty trippy.



This guy is a bit upset over his local library closing.



They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others, what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....



The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!