The Daily Dumb 12-10-2009

By cpu at December 10th 2009, 4:34 AM - 0 Comments

Awesome tattoo.


Wiggerriffic!


Do we seriously need computer re-enactments for shit like this?


I know a few of these.


Just what you want to see when you're flying.


Not sure what she intended to do, but what transpired is hilarious.


Ever seen House? This will sum it up for you.


The 10 stupidest things girls like.


Mathematically correct breakfast.


Controversial quotes from 8 of history's most revered heroes.


This is what we call screwing the pooch.


Damn, that must have hurt!


I want to try this on someone. I'll skip the little massage at the end though.


The guy on the right has the right idea.


WTF?!?


YOU TOOK MY TWINKIES AND NOW YOU WILL PAYYYY!!!!


Very cool samurai fighting game.


Give him a call.


That's one damn expensive movie.


Google doing more badass shit as usual.


Snoop Dizzle on your GPSizzle.


The other 100 best 100 movie quotes.


Don't play with strong magnets.


Russian kid PWNED in class.


She shit her pants, and it's not the first time.


Fucking awesome.


The real firefox likes to crash too. :)


The woes of public transportation.


I guess she wasn't German/Japanese/Brazilian enough to find this enticing.


Jon Stewart is funny.


7 most horrifically pointless plastic surgery procedures.

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.