The Daily Dumb 11-3-2008

By cpu at November 3rd 2008, 4:18 AM - 1 Comments

Hell is here.


Palin got pranked bad.


Fun logic game.


Even better logic game.


Like we needed more proof that Walker is awesome.


They're ALMOST transformers.


Speaking of transformers, a tazer transforms this dude into Chewbacca.


Fucking CREEPY.


This dog is 10 times better than me on a skateboard.


Parenting can be awesome.


Oldest organism on the planet.


Another missing link found.


Rockford Fosgate amps are now shipping with anti-wigger protection.


Weird coffins.


This is some fucked up face painting.


In case you forgot how awesome Fantasia's night on bald mountain was.


Swedish mad scientist that likes card tricks.

Same shit, different debate.



I hate drivers that don't pay attention.


Crazy Driver Smashes Into Traffic Jam - Watch more free videos

Watch people having their bowels cleared.


Awesome Scare Montage - Watch more free videos

classic jigsaw tricycle video.


Jigsaw's Hilarious Halloween Surprise - Watch more free videos

Am I the only one that sees this and thinks a drunken home improvement show would be hilarious?


Drunk Dude Painfully Shocked - Watch more free videos

Rubber tarantulas on strings can incite nasty words. :)


Excellent Flying Tarantula Prank - Watch more free videos

More heart warming racism.



Another charlie brown parody.



I am an asshole.



John McCain was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said McCain, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained McCain. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. McCain searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. McCain was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed McCain. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says Little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'