The Daily Dumb 11-26-2008

By cpu at November 26th 2008, 4:56 PM - 0 Comments

There is justice in the world.


Yes, the English are retards too.


Well then, that was fuckin' random.


How to win at mario kart.


Hydrogen peroxide powered jetpack flight over a canyon. Balls of steel.


Some idiot at the last UFC gets himself body slammed by security.


When bad goes to worse.


This one is for my mom. Yes, seriously, she checks the dumb.


If you've never seen this irrefutable proof of how bad Nickelback sucks, you're in for a treat.


You don't get to choose who you fall in love with.


Tubby girls need lovin' too, and apparently they're getting it.


This reminds me of the way my roommate covers his eyes at scary movies in the theater. Fucking hysterical.


Lazy town+lil john. HAHA.


More card tricks.


Hooray for thought provoking Japanese TV.


Fuckin' goofballs.


The real iron man.


A medical "wtf" moment.


Girls in an elevator prank.


Damn, these girls can sing.


Man, he should strangle her for filming this.


Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart. Couple of thugs makin' potatoes.


Someone needs an ass beating over this one.


I'm shaking my fist at the censors right now.


Base jumping the world's tallest building.

Fail.



After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one
evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in
ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then
began moving down past the small of her back.

He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly
worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping just
over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,
caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her
side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down
her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the
uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on
her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became
silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"

"I found the remote," he said.