The Daily Dumb 11-25-2008

By cpu at November 25th 2008, 8:09 PM - 0 Comments

A shocking homecoming.


Seriously awe inspiring horror.


Frozen beer explosion.


Hug a tree, not a bear you idiot.


A redneck biology lesson that doesn't involve peeping on your sister in the shower.


Plagiarists, beware!


Obligatory barf from the cuteness video.


People in Bangladesh say that wheelbarrows are for bitches.


There's a wikipedia for assholes now? When do I get my page?


Another dumb idea with hilarious results.


Now that's just ignant.


Click if you dare.


Father of the year award.


Thumper shows this pussy who the daddy is.


Catzilla is here to fuck your day.


Fags.


Emo fags.


Black dudes teach Kimmel how to bag on Obama.

The drug war.



Penguin outsmarts killer whales.



SERIOUS!



She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft- boiled
eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T- shirt that she
normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it
my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her
T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."