The Daily Dumb 11-18-2008

By cpu at November 18th 2008, 3:16 AM - 0 Comments

This will make you shit yourself with delight, and creep you out at the same time. Watch the whole thing, it starts slow.


Imagine being branded an idiot for life.


...and while we're on the subject of idiocy.


I feel like this guy when I go to the zoo.


Game over, Tae Kwon Do style.


The foreman of the job site made a poor decision this day.


Wuss.


I like how SNL is doing some decent shit now and again these days.


They're also doing some shit that's downright creepy.


Don't fuck with Brazilian police.


How not to celebrate.


Petrified pooch.


I wasn't expecting that.


What's the worst that could happen?


Oh so true.


Oh so wrong.


Next time they'll know better than to use powerpoint.


Did someone say DONUT!?!?!?


Agreed.


Irony.


Cats don't like xylophones.


An oxymoronic device that can help you and a friend achieve instant faggotry.


Not what I had in mind when I read "rim job."


Now this is a party.


Crosswinds can be a bitch.


This makes you wonder how she ever figured out she could do this.

I want one of these for rush hour. :)



Driving failure.



A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"