The Daily Dumb 11-17-2008

By cpu at November 17th 2008, 5:18 AM - 0 Comments

Next time build up some speed dumbass.


Old people scare the hell out of me.


When you're roommate is a ninja, you have to be on the lookout.


Accidents are even funnier when the victims are fat.


Now that's a weapon I've never seen used in a robbery....


Rap gone wrong, not that it was ever right.


Michael Jordan gets beat by a CEO at one on one.


Who's down to eat some pringles and confirm this?


Balloons have never given me a boner before.


Family portraits that'd make you wish you were an orphan.


If women ruled the world.


Getting rusty on your racial slurs? I've got you covered.


The poser child of abortion.

Lights out.



Lots of pain in one video. This includes audible pain unless you like terrible mallcore.



I've heard these birds like to molest little boys too.



Classic: Opposite Day.



Faces of meth.



Mel Blanc, the man of a million voices.



Kill it with fire.



The weatherman has had too much acid.



This is so fucking gay. I hope she dies from dehydration via dysentery drowning in a pool of her own filth.



Australian comic puts a lady in the audience in her place.



One morning a man tells a coworker that her hair smells nice. The woman gets enraged, storms into her supervisor’s office, and declares she’s filing a sexual harassment suit.

“Come on,” says the supervisor. “What’s wrong with a guy telling you your hair smells nice?”

“He’s a fuckin' midget!”