The Daily Dumb 11-12-2008

By cpu at November 12th 2008, 5:50 AM - 0 Comments

What's cuter than a retard eating a box of crayons? This live feed of a box of puppies.


Another game review from our favorite kangaroo sodomizer.


6 biggest assholes in the animal kingdom.


The many faces of Jesus.


This guy gets laid the fuck out.


Ultimate Fighting Championsheep.


Keep talking shit, see what happens.


I think this is Satan's wrath for having country music playing at a party full of people younger than 60.


This dog is going to help this boy grow up proud to be someone's prison bitch one day.


Another exercise ball owns the day.


When you drag race, and shift from 2nd to 3rd, make sure it's 3rd, and not 1st.


This dude is a little bitch.

This new gadget looks pretty nifty.



Classic soldier's story in drawings.



Fire ants are fucking crazy.



Newspaper clips can be the best entertainment.






















































































A man has just come home after his first jump as a paratrooper. His father an old vet himself asks his son how it went.

"Well dad everyone else was nervous but I felt totally calm. Finally it came my turn to jump and I don't know what happened, I just froze up, I couldn't jump. Finally the drill instructor came up to me and said "IF YOU DON"T JUMP RIGHT THIS INSTANT I'LL STICK MY DICK SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT'LL COME OUT YOUR NOSE!"

"Damm son" the father said "did you jump?"

"Yeah, a little bit at first!"