The Daily Dumb 11-11-2008
By cpu at November 11th 2008, 5:08 AM - 4 Comments Boxing makeout session.Death metal Ricky Martin.
This is a dead man's party, who could ask for more?
Play traffic control.
Hardcore camouflage.
Car accident compilation.
Most expensive accidents in history.
New FDISK concert intro music? I'm thinking about it.
This dude has a lot of ink.
Too bad he got AIDS and hit by a truck after the show.
Oldest city/monument ever found submerged 70 feet in water off of the coast of Japan.
This guy's last words will definitely be "hey, I'm drunk, watch this"
Student Gets Clotheslined By Swingset - Watch more free videos
Vicious ankle break.
Nasty Ankle Snap - Watch more free videos
A modern lady doesn't have time for doors, so she buys an SUV.
Dumb Woman Crashes Through Garage Door - Watch more free videos
Sleeping in class karma is a bitch.
Sleeping Girl Flipped Over - Watch more free videos
They should've had more cameras set up and used this for an action movie.
Car Chase Ends in Rollover Destruction - Watch more free videos
There are four dudes in a prison cell together: a zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and a fag.
The zoophile sighs and says, "You know, if there was a cat here I'd fuck it until I pass out."
The sadist nods, and sighs, "And once you were done with it, I'd torture it until it died."
The necrophiliac leans in and agrees, "Oh yeah, and once it was dead I'd fuck it 'til I passed out too."
The fag sitting in the corner, very softly says "meow".
Another daily dumb poll. Answer via comments:
What sort of garden tool would you use to disembowel yourself if it were to avoid sleeping with this behemoth? Bonus points for creativity.
Comments!
Chanceasaurus verbalizes:
Roto-tiller all the way, i don't want there to be any question of what i was tryin to avoid.
November 11th 2008, 9:49 AM (#2)
linkdude64 says in non-morse code:
i would have used a garden gnome
November 11th 2008, 11:11 AM (#3)
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it would have to be a dandelion puller so i could stick it in my ear and scoop out my brains!! BRAINS!!! DELICIOUS BRAINS!!!!!