The Daily Dumb 10-9-2008

By cpu at October 9th 2008, 4:07 AM - 0 Comments

First issue of the onion.


A virgin's plea. This is fucking sad. Send this link to everyone you know. haha


Historical political scandals that make our current election look civilized and aristocratic.


Stupidly addicting flash game.


Monkey waiters. Why the fuck not?

Another transporter movie. \m/


Transporter 3 Trailer - Watch more free videos

I had a car.... but I ated it. :)


Scary Truck Rollover Destroys Small Car - Watch more free videos

Black n blue cox for white sox? Not fair trade if you ask me.


Guy Suffers Brutal Nutshot for Tickets - Watch more free videos

I love the wheezing sound he makes after he completely fails.


College Kid Painfully Dives Onto Garbage Bin - Watch more free videos

One small step for man, one giant leap for pranksters everywhere.


Hilarious Astronaut Pranks Old Golfers - Watch more free videos

That's sticking it to the man.


How To Get Jail Time For A Speeding Ticket - Watch more free videos

This is fucking weird.



This anchor has the correct reaction.



Because America needs a fast food work force.....



National geographic's best pictures of 2008.




























































































A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,
"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little fucker on your knee!"