The Daily Dumb 10-3-2008

By cpu at October 3rd 2008, 3:36 AM - 0 Comments

Apologies for no daily dumb yesterday. I was busy bringing down the house last night with my band FDISK supporting Overkill in Hollywood last night. Cheap plug yes, but you love me, so fuck it.

Interesting little puzzle game.


That was a close call! PHEW!


Smart dog.

THIS is the creepiest shit I've seen in a long time.


Laugh Away Your Abs - Watch more free videos

One hell of a way to end a chase.


Fugitive Slams Into Semi During Chase - Watch more free videos

Sarah Palin sex tape leaked.


Sarah Palin Sex Tape Leaked - Watch more free videos

Don't piss on an electric fence, seriously.


Moron Pees on Electric Fence - Watch more free videos

If first you don't go crashing to the ground violently, try again. This is what happens to you when you call people nigga too much.


Failed Grind Leads to Bloody Faceplant - Watch more free videos

I remember these guys were featured on national geographic's fight science! BREAK IT BREAK IT BREAK IT!


Two Man Wrecking Crew - Watch more free videos

Propane tank explosion sends dude flying.


Propane Tank Blows In Back Of Truck - Watch more free videos

Here's something you don't want to practice.


Dude Stabs Pinky In Knife Trick - Watch more free videos

Failed backflip faceplant. Ouch!


Failed BMX Backflip Faceplant - Watch more free videos

Tough -adjective: Giving the horns when your knee looks like that.


Snowmobile Accident Implodes Kneecap - Watch more free videos

Toner cartridge discus. Fuck yes.


World Office Sports: Toner Cartridge Discus - Watch more free videos

Puppy prison break!



Nice art, but next time get a real tattoo, wuss.



I'll take on knockout, and can you supersize that?



What a crazy asshole. hahah





























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