The Daily Dumb 10-28-2008

By cpu at October 28th 2008, 1:53 AM - 0 Comments

.... and now your local weather, with rampant cursing via tourettes.


If you think our economy sucks right now, look how much fun they're having in Zimbabwe.


Society's finest are at it again.


I have a new hero.


There is strange shit living in the sea.


Jack Black from the Mr. Show movie.


You know you want to ride this giant horse cock.


When French cops have to drop their wine, cheese, and baguettes to go chase your ass, look the fuck out.

Treadmill roadrash: It's as hilarious as it sounds.


Terrible Treadmill Fail by Fat Kid - Watch more free videos

It's funny when other species eat shit too.


Funny Baby Elephant Slips in Mud - Watch more free videos

That's how to impress a lady. Show her your might by dropping her on her noggin'


Cute Girl Dropped On Head - Watch more free videos

I'm sure those palace guards are an endless source of amusement.



A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he sees a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter says with admiration. 'Thanks,' the girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. 'Little partner,' the firefighter says,' I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, too, think you could go faster.'


The little girl replies thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'