The Daily Dumb 10-27-2008

By cpu at October 27th 2008, 8:44 AM - 0 Comments

Sarah Palin song, awesome.


He ain't "down" wit dat! hahaha.


Take on me, the literal version. Starts getting really funny halfway through.


Vote for McCain, because Jesus is magic!


Playing with insects.


That's one hell of a spider.


If you like getting angry, play this game.


Satisfy your inner necrophiliac with these zombie pinup girls!


OMG! @*#%ing MANBABIES!


Japanese pranking is elite.


Our hilarious Australian game reviewer friend is back.


McCain rhymes with profane.


Like you needed more proof that Japanese TV is awesome....


Dangerous Canadian police chase.


Great stand up comic makes fun of football players.


Aye laddie, that did a wii bit of damage.


Bad cop! No donut!


Winter camouflage. :)


Right idea, wrong beverage.


Ouch, busted.


Predator pumpkin.


Choices.


Internet logic often leaves something to be desired.


Wheels on a car are just there for decoration.


Like there weren't enough applications for scotch tape already....


I know what I'm wearing to my next formal social engagement.

Quad destruction made easy.


How To Destroy Your New Quad - Watch more free videos

Landing renders him face to face with the gophers.


Failed Attempt At Riding Slide Off Roof - Watch more free videos

Truck makes a car its bitch.


Huge Truck Runs Car Off the Road - Watch more free videos

It's kind of like hunting jack rabbits with a rocket launcher, but funny nonetheless.


Model Copter Destroyed by 50 Cal - Watch more free videos

One hell of a hockey check.


Massive Hockey Hit Into the Glass - Watch more free videos

The French enjoy the art of the end zone dance as much as we do.


Very Funny Urban Touchdown Pranks - Watch more free videos

FAIL.


World's Least Successful Bank Robbers - Watch more free videos

Bracing schmacing.


How Not To Unload A Car - Watch more free videos

This is the day our blushing bride knew she'd need to have the domestic violence hotline on speed dial.


Wrong Way To Start Off A Marriage - Watch more free videos

The onion is doing it again.


First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday


Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad


Was There Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?


John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight


Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer May Be Attempt To Evade Question


Cindy McCain Claims She�s �Just Like Any Other Female Human�

We can all learn a lot about fashion and dancing from this foreign music clip.



Seriously, WHAT.... THE...... FUCK....... is wrong with this guy?



Goddamn cat, hahaha.



More of the Japanese being awesome.



Kitten goes after dog.



A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.

They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, ' I'm not sure; maybe she choked. '