The Daily Dumb 10-20-2008

By cpu at October 20th 2008, 7:47 AM - 0 Comments

SNL isn't done ripping on Palin yet.


All of the fun you can have with microwaving random shit without the terrible mess.


I remember laughing at this about 3 years ago the first time I saw it.


More life long virgins, and their websites.


The onion does it again.


This seriously brought back memories of putting Skid Row tapes in my neighbor's teddy ruxpin.


Warning: This flash puzzle game may cause you to severely damage fragile objects and people in your immediate vicinity.


Nice shaming pics.


Fuckin' wow. Terrible tribute videos on youtube.


Nature sucks.


Let's play "how to wear out a phrase" starring these limey fucking gits.


I love happy endings.


Katt Williams rules.


Duck Tales explains our inflation problem.


Looks like the PETA fags will be moving to Switzerland.


Like airfare isn't robbery already....


Dubai is being insane again.


Men, this will make your loins ache when you read it.


Wow, that didn't quite work out did it? HAHAHAHA

Not only is the prank funny but the whiney "fuck you guys" at the end just makes the entire thing.


Funny and Painful Paintball Gun Prank - Watch more free videos

Serious hot rodding.


Huge Engine Explosion at Tractor Pull - Watch more free videos

Props for the fast recovery after this vicious hit.


Hilarious Volleyball Spike to the Face - Watch more free videos

This class stinks.


Hot Raw Sewage Floods Classroom - Watch more free videos

Well done ladies, well done.


Your Ex-Girl Thinks You Suck in Bed - Watch more free videos

Her screams in slow motion are fucking hilarious.


Hilarious Gorilla Costume Prank on Hot Chick - Watch more free videos

He broke his pole... huh uh huh uh uh huh huh uh uh huh huh uh huh uh


Pole Vault Snaps and Sends Guy Flying - Watch more free videos

DAAAAAAAMNNNN that looked like it hurt.


Rollerblader Falls Off Wall - Watch more free videos

I beg to differ.



Watch this, and prepared to be creeped out.











After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.

He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, he confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witchdoctor.

The witchdoctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

The witchdoctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witchdoctor "What happens when it's over?" The witchdoctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123," and suddenly he gets an erection.

His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"