The Daily Dumb 10-14-2008

By cpu at October 14th 2008, 6:04 AM - 0 Comments

Q: What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre

O fortuna misheard lyrics.


What the hell is wrong with people?


Set of badass pictures.


Isn't banging for christ like fighting for peace or fucking for virginity?


Makes me want to take up thievery full time.


Top 10 mad scientists from history.


... and you thought the dumb was useless. Here's how to make a cat out of glass.


Talk about doomed to fail. haha


This is about how most of my dates go.

My first reaction when something hits my windshield is to wreck the fucking car too.


Stuffed Animal Causes Car Crash - Watch more free videos

Woody Harrelson could've told you that white men can't jump.


Awful Jump and Fall by Parkour Wannabe - Watch more free videos

This is why people drink, so they don't get THIS fucking bored.


Stupid yet Impressive Mini Golf Course - Watch more free videos

I don't even know where to start ripping on this situation..........


Dumb Blonde Loses Control of AK-47 - Watch more free videos

Fillerup!



Merry go rounds are awesome.



Fuck this, now I'm going to shred guitar during my next proctology exam!



"Don't you dare correct my misbehaving child" screams pushy dad to the Australian clown. wtf....





A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.