The Daily Dumb 10-13-2008

By cpu at October 13th 2008, 3:13 AM - 0 Comments

Toll dodging in Europe is a bad idea.


I'm glad there's videos like this to teach us those important life lessons.


The onion owns you.


It's getting a lot cooler to be a boy scout.


WOW... W.O.W......What a fag.


Air battle. Cool flash game.


China's space program is improving.


Obama's a real fighter!


Brutal raking! Dangerous crunching!

Classic repost: best knock knock joke, ever.



Let the manager show you how to operate that forklift.


Stupid Manager Crashes Forklift - Watch more free videos

Just when you thought it was safe to put shit away in your kitchen....


Hilarious Exercise Ball Prank in Kitchen - Watch more free videos

He ain't gonna do nuthin'


KO by Super Quick Sucker Punch - Watch more free videos

Wakeboard wipeouts.


Funny and Painful Wakeboard Crashes - Watch more free videos

This fridge becomes gravity's bitch.


Angry Guy Tosses Fridge Out Window - Watch more free videos

A fat lady doesn't run fast enough when the boat starts, and she slams her face into the ground before being lifted up into the air.


Hilariously Bad Parasailing Accident - Watch more free videos

Just what every wedding needs, a surprise baptism.


Clumsy Best Man Ruins Wedding - Watch more free videos

Owie owie owie!


Painful 30 ft. Back Flop in Pool - Watch more free videos

I love that kids are made out of rubber, and I can't feel bad about laughing.


Little Kid on Bike Rides Into Pole - Watch more free videos

Stupid is as this kid does.


Guy Falls Through Florescent Bulbs with Crotch - Watch more free videos

Maregasms, dogs, and creeps, oh my.



*insert politically incorrect mockery and ridicule here, as well as a snide remark about Jeremy's need of improved choices in sexual partners*



Father of the year.



Benny Hill theme music makes everything awesome.



That's some sexy skeletor.






































Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde, she'll read it very slow."