The Daily Dumb 1-8-2010

By cpu at January 8th 2010, 2:32 AM - 0 Comments

It's pretty nuts what you can pull off with a 300 dollar budget.


Good thing the cops were there to stop him.... oh wait.


If you ask me it's the feline that's the bitch here.


Stage tech fail.


A little soon for that celebratory nap.


Someone fixed Nickelback!


My friend Patrick owns his drunk ass friend.


Forklift-go-round.


That's one way to do a stare down.


That could have ended a lot worse.


Eco-sissies ruin their ride.


A flexible walrus is a happy walrus.


Badass robot dance.


Football fans take a dive.


Dad has talent, and way too much time on his hands.


6 life saving techniques from movies that can kill you.


Congo's stimulus package.

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came
to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they
just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it.
I could have sworn we just went through a red
light..' After a few more minutes, they came to another
intersection and the light was red. Again, they went
right through. The woman in the passenger seat was
almost sure that the light had been red but was really
concerned that she was losing it. She was getting
nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red
and they went on through. So, she turned to the other
woman and Said,

'Mildred, did
you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us both!'

Mildred turned to her and said,

'Oh, crap, am I driving ?'