Notice: This is NOT a Psychostick song! Joshy from Psychostick co-wrote and produced this song with Murph. Got it? Good.

Download and listen to- The Dumb Song!

The Dumb Song Lyrics by Gawkman and Murph, Music by Gawkman, ©Pluh.com 2002

Lyrics!

Gawkman: Hey Murph, YER DUMB!
Murph: No, YER dumb!
Gawkman: No, no- YER dumb!
Murph: Well, yer dumb cuz you got glasses on.
Gawkman: Well, yer... DUMB!
Murph: Yer nose is funny, and dumb.
Gawkman: Well, yer eyes are dumb.
Murph: Well, I'm gonna sing why yer dumb.

Murph: Yer books are overdue... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Yer hamster ran away... Becuz yer dumb.
Murph:Yer shirt shrank in the wash, because it's cotton. AND yer dumb.
Gawkman::Well, yer toilet overflowed...

Gawkman: You know Murph, yer not the only one who's dumb.
Murph: Who else is dumb?
Gawkman: Everybody!
Murph:Yer right... they're all dumb!

Gawkman: Hey YOU, you go to Pluh.com, Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: And you downloaded this song Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Your hemorrhoids are inflamed Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Yer brain's all STUPID!

Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.

Murph: People who hold out notes are dumb. The longer you do that, the dumber you sound.

Murph: It's daylight savings time... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: And that guy right there is dumb- Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: One time you went to McDonalds and some french fries and some ketchup packets and you sat down to eat them but you couldn't get them open so you went to the store to buy some scissors but you didn't have enough money so you started running to your friends house to borrow some money so you could buy some scissors to open your ketchup packets and enjoy your french fries more fully but then just before you got to his front door a piano fell on your head... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Didn't see that one coming!

Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.

Murph: Yer dumb - the song - now die. Yer dead because yer dumb. Oh wait, you're still alive. Yer still dumb nonetheless.
Gawkman: You died while in the pit Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Your funeral was boring... Cuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: You're six feet underground Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Now yer all dead and stuff.

(Gawkman: Yer dumb cuz this sounds like a Deftones song.
Murph: Yer dumb becuz pandas are endangered.
Gawkman: Yer dumb becuz everything's composed of matter.
Murph: Yer dumb because... =)
Gawkman: Yer dumb because this recording studio is just my closet in my apartment. And.. yer dumb because I'm out of dumb things to say- DUMMY!

People who record songs are DUMB!

Comments!

E blahs:

this song.. is god

(#1)

Mixmasta RZ Fresh declares:

This was just four minutes of my life i will never ever have back.....you guys are fuckin great!

(#2)

JoKeRdAn pizzas:

Just 'cos I'm dumb don't mean I can't enjoy that... that peice of dumb!

(#3)

Rawrb communicates:

You will all PAY!

(#4)

passion communicates:

You know, now that you mension it, i do feel a little more dumb having listened to that song...MORE DUMB MORE DUMB...LALALALA...and..um, stuff.

(#5)

janessa_k declares:

This song is fuckin awesome. Do it again I say! You should play it every show. Right after you play the shortest song in the world. I'll sing along~ *FUCK*

(#6)

AnonFag@67.22.136.96 un-shut-ups:

it was dumb!

(#7)

Dumb yammers:

^-^

(#8)

FUCL OFF MOTHER FUCKER! absolves:

I shot myself listening to your crappy song!!


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(#9)

jkjkjkgjhfghjgjhgjhgjhgjhgffffffghkfhgftytyfufuyfuyfhfjhgjgj yammers:

bad

(#10)

Rawrb pizzas:

FUCL OFF MOTHER FUCKER! said: I shot myself listening to your crappy song!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Good, that means you're dead! HAR HAR!

(#11)

IM HORNY MADA FUKA declares:

I shot myself in the arm dumbshit, how could i type if i was dead. Not too smart, are ,you, well suck my dick you mother fucking stupid ass son of a whore bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(#12)

Bob yammers:

I'm just sad it's over.

Wait, I can start it over...

(#13)

AnonFag@199.80.126.3 forms verbage to communicate:

if your horney than go wack your popscyicle

(#14)

Jesssica dispenses:

I liked the beat, but I wish I was deaf so I couldn't hear the words. But wait! If I was deaf, then I couldn't hear the beat. The beat was off da Hook!

(#15)

Murph forms verbage to communicate:

That's unfortunate, because I like keeping things ON da hook as much as possible.

(#16)

Porn Monkey vocalizes:

Thanx too ths song, i falied engish!

(#17)

God splats:

Im so dumb dat i dont know how 2 download this asskicking song......but anyway its good

(#18)

jo blahs:

Kayn said: <table width=75% align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><hr align=center width=100% size=1><font size=2 face=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif><b>FUCL OFF MOTHER FUCKER!</b> said:</font><br><em><font size=2 face=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif>I shot myself listening to your crappy song!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu </font><br></em> <hr align=center width=100% size=1></td></tr></table><p>Good, that means you're dead! HAR HAR!

hello im jo how ya doin? thanxs for askin im fine!
LISTEN UP: FUCK YA M8 FUCK YA M8'S DAD BUT WOT EV YA DO DON'T FUCK WIT DA FUCKER WHO WROTE DIS FUCKING FUCKED UP SONG.wot do ya do wen ya m8's avin a number 2 on da loo? email bak and i'l tel ya

(#19)

Rawrb vocalizes:

Jo, you make absolutely no sense. Awesome!

(#20)

wut tha hellllll yammers:

man dis sonj ic zo fukn dum!!!!!! how du aye plaie it ugin?????

(#21)

AnonFag@207.213.161.69 discharges:

you all are fucking retarded... hella cool though

(#22)

AnonFag@194.125.182.134 plutoniums:

FUCK ALL OF U,S

(#23)

Rawrb un-shut-ups:

AnonFag@194.125.182.134 said: FUCK ALL OF U,S

AHHAHAHA! The song obviously was written for people like this!

(#24)

john gamba blahs:

so say that was realy realy gay so yea i love kayla

J+K = TRUE LOVE FOR EVER

(#25)

PUNKnPINK conveys:

huhhh

(#26)

Bob forms verbage to communicate:

This song made me black in the pants. FLARG!

(#27)

kaptan howdee splats:

you guys are a bunch of funny dumb fucks who can't spell or understand your own thoughts enough to make an actual sentence...but yea this shit was soo fucking dumb i actually had to write about it, but it was good dumb. yea- thats a good thing. now yall can go fuck yourselves repeatedly and when you think yall are finished, you can be wrong and do it all over again---from a girl who thinks you all are everything i just said and more...

(#28)

Shafty excretes:

This from a guy whose name is a misspelled Twisted Sister song?  :D

(#29)

Murph yammers:

This negative post makes me want a sandwitch!

(#30)

Gawkman excretes:

Thank you person for feeding this negative, hate-filled world with yet more negativity!

(#31)

Rawrb evaporates:

Yes! This random comment from some internet guy is so vital to our existence! Now knowing this, we should all just quit at everything we do, because there will always be someone who won't approve!

(#32)

jokerdan jabbers:

would you like to share that with the class?

(#33)

Kool-Aid unleashes:

Right Click - Save Target As.

(#34)

Kool-Aid says in non-morse code:

Kaptan Howdee is a homosexual.. By the way... and.. I dont mean that in a non-literal way.. I mean.. me and his mom went to college together.. and she told me all about his sexual preferences and habitual cock smoking.. Pssh.. He's probably not even a Kaptan.

(#35)

Mini Mr. Master Muffin forms verbage to communicate:

yeah... that song was...
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OMFG I LOVED THAT IT WAS THE GREATEST

(#36)

AnGeRy BiAtcH verbalizes:

I love this fucking song!

(#37)

Pimpett Baby Gurl jabbers:

yall r great i have never heard such a great song like that .. it was pimp!!! lol im really glad i found it i listen to it alot :P bcuz im dumb!!!! lol i love this f-in song dude

(#38)

butt cheecks conveys:

dude this song was so dumb that my friend said it was dumb.

p.s. this song was dum.

(#39)

Kritikal absolves:

That quite possibly was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. My girlfriend is crying because of you. I hate you....and you're dumb.

(#40)

your mother declares:

how could you

(#41)

joe yammers:

yea man

(#42)

Shraylo absolves:

I loved this song...because I'm dumb.

(#43)

ugh blahs:

THIS SONG FUCKIN RULES!!!!! HELLZ YEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

(#44)

iNL0VE_X3 blahs:

hello `!!* that song was awesome !!

(#45)

Dumby blahs:

thinks out loud:

Yer all dumb!!!!

(#46)

Kodoku absolves:

Har. It maked me laugh.

(#47)

PsychoslutRoboT unleashes:

Your dumb, and stuff, and this song rules, and stuff.

(#48)

R3CR38 splats:

You posted negativley to this song ..Becauz yer DUMB!

You like to swear in caps..Becauz yer DUMB!

You shot yourself in the arm and not the face ..Becauz yer DUMB!

You spent 20 minutes writing fuck you ..Becauz yer DUMB!

I like ending all my senteces like this ..Becauz yer DUMB!

you think people care when you gon onto a post and like write about how much cooler you are and how everything that isnt yours sucks and think that people actually care which they dont and waste everyones time by reading your crappy comment that you felt so compelled to write..Becauz yer DUMB!

(#49)

pumpkin dispenses:

Just shut up.. Yer dumb..


I loved it. Pure genuis. Dumb people can be smart too. Woot and stuff.

(#50)

fortybelownj excretes:

ur dumb... because :)

(#51)

Frungi vocalizes:

I dunno if this'll work (my first post here):
[QUOTE=IM HORNY MADA FUKA]Not too smart, are ,you,[/QUOTE]
That pretty much says it all.

(#52)

Frungi jabbers:

Yeah, no, it didn't work.

(#53)

Venificus69 excretes:

best dumb song ever!

(#54)

catfoodsmelsbad un-shut-ups:

marstard hunny prettzil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(#55)

judgefudge dispenses:

i luv this freakin song, because ur dumb.

(#56)

jama7301 dispenses:

Enjoyable little number. A good song to insult your friends with

(#57)

Me is I says in non-morse code:

I give it a infinity out of -593

(#58)

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