Mrs. Teh

Written by Mr. Teh on January 3rd 2003, 12:00 AM (8)

BOOBAYS? Bah! You fools know nothing of the things that make for worTEHy TEHbabe! Because you all are DUMB, Mr. TEH shall demonstraTEH your foolishness to you, and show you what a real TEHbabe is! BeTEHold your queen, FOOLS: Mrs. TEH!

Mr. Teh's Final Verdict!

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• This Bullet isTEH Symbolic of the Ones That Will Shred Your InTEHstines When TEH's Warld-Domination Plans Come to FruiTEHion. Every day, Mr. Teh returns from a long day of conquering small parTEHs of the warld. Already there are several parts of this pathetic planet that worship TEH as their deiTEH! They are wise for recognizing the folly of resisting TEH! You pathetic morons are FOOLISH! SoonTEH you shall realize the rashness of your ways! TEH shall once again consume your ridiculous, poorly-designed TEHPluh server. Once that has bTEHeen accomplished, you witless, mindless fools will bow to Teh's commands! That wretched Kayn shall be powerless to stop TEH! As will all of your weak, spineless minds!TEH
• Cower Before TEH's Might, FOTEHOLS! Conquering this pathetic planet is an ofTEHn-frustrating task. Not that any of you feeble piss-ants would understand TEHat. You idiots waste your miserable lives chasing "BOOBAYS" and playing mind-numbing video games, all the while unaware that such TEHools (especially video games) have been designed by TEH as mind-conTEHrol devices! Even now you are unable to resist chasing "BOOBAYS," and you salivaTEH like that fool Pavlov's dog at the mention of the newesTEH video game! TEH! ITEH is foolish TEH TEH!!! Had you more than half a wit, which you do not, you woTEHuld spend your time as TEH does: expanding your minds, reading abouTEH TEHermodynamics, mind control and nuclear weapons construcTEHion! Soon all of you blinded peons will recognize your own stupidity!TEH But TEH digresses. Not like you pathetic worms do on your "forums," in which every topTEHic, no matter its worthlessness, is always turned even more miserable because one of you lemmings turns the TEHopic to "BOOBAYS!" Hah! All the while TEH grows stronger! Soon the Ring of Power shall be TEH's, and then all are lost! AHAHA THARHtehARHAERJKQ#W%4351223~!1111TEH11111
• "PluhBabes" Have NoTEH Comparable Assets to TEH's Mighty TEHBabes! TEH has carefully examined eaTEHch of the foul pieces of trash your insipid "Editars" has declared to be a "PluhBabe." It is quite obvious that "PluhBabe" must represenTEH the sound of people vomiting when they view these ugly trash harlots! TEH! This is not TEHbeauty! Listen to TEH, for only TEH knows TEH truth of beauty! You see, aTEHfter spending long days dealing with morons such as yourself, TEH has a voracious appetite for woman! None of your paTEHetic Pluhbabes would satisfy TEH's hunger! Only an enormous woman can satisfy TEH's cravings! And only one woman is a suitable TEHBabe! Mrs. TEH!Behold! Mrs. TEH reveTEHals her TEHbeauty for all to see! This is a real TEHbabe! YeTEHr.Quake with fear, fools. Mrs. TEH is your queen. And now, to show TEH is a gooTEHd and merciful MasTEHer sport, TEH will emulate your half-wit EDITARS' made-up TEHBabe conversation:

  Mrs. TEH: TEH? Mr. TEH: TEH! Mrs. TEH: TEH?!? Mr. TEH: TEH!!!! *PROCREATION COMMENCES*