Mandy Moore

Written by Rawrb on February 1st 2002, 12:00 AM (0)

She's hot, she sings, she's monster hot, she...sings, SHE'S HOT! This month/era/nanoseconds pluhbabe is none other than the veluptuous MANDY MOORE!

Rawrb's Final Verdict!

Overall: 2.25/5

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(This review was written by a former editor named BONES!)

Boy...when asked to do a pluhbabe, there are twomain criteria that I look at when trying to select that one lucky babe. 'Is she hot?' I ask myself, and 'Does she have nice boobies?' Well myfriends, this pluhbabe met all of my harsh/demanding criteria. You're probably sitting there eating toilet paper wondering who oh who could have met BONES' demands. Or you might be smart from eating concrete and already looked on the main page to see her picture.So for all you dumb toilet paper eating mongrels, the new pluhbabe is........*gasp*........*grunt*.........*para-diddle*.........MANDY MOORE!

Har har! Yer, I thought you'd approve. Mandy is a part of the growing (gag) teen pop star population. But I'm willing to look past that fact merely because she's a hottie. And from what I hearshe just turned 18 I believe, which means she is legal! Err...not that I would try anything. But I will give it to her, shedoes have a very nice voice. Because to BONES a nice voice is very sexy! Hence adding to her appeal.

Mandy has been on MTV countless numbers of times, she's done that'Before they were Stars' thingy, and then she had her own Top TenCountdown among the many other shows. But who cares she's hot! Mandyhas also released 2 albums, neither of which I care to know the names of because...she's mega hot! I know, I know in today's worldwomen should be judged by what they can achieve, and not by how theylook. Well I'm sorry but I could care less if she mopped up bathroomsfor a living...she's still hot! Ok enough of that...Mandy came to my house and not yours! Wanna seewhat happened?

*Ding Dong*

*Me walks to the door*

Mandy: Hi I'm Mandy Moore

BONES: Oh, yes I think I've heard of you.

Mandy: So...you think I'm hot do you?

*To get the woman you must act like you don't really like them as muchas they think you do, so you say somethin classy like this*

BONES: Yeah, I guess you're cute.

Mandy: So you don't think I'm hella hot, and you don't want to bone me? (heh)

BONES: Like I said, you're cute. But...I don't find you that attractive.

*Mandy thinks to herself* 'He's trying to play hard to get, maybe if I justjump on him and drag him back to the bedroom to ravage him he will succumb'

*Mandy jumps on me and takes me back to the bedroom to ravage me...yer!*