Ladies and Gentle...ladies.

There comes a time in every man's life where he must make sacrifices and pull himself together. Those times occur in the midst of his youth and the remainder of the elderly years. Sometimes, he must sacrifice a job to step ahead. Sometimes he must sacrifice a helpless llama with a bazooka in order to achieve enlightenment. But here, and only here, we must sacrifice all that is within the brink of sanity to bow and worship Jennifer Aniston.

On your knees, PEASANT!

Well, if you're one of those guys that are all, "HAHAHA!!11 I AM TEH GUY WHO WEIL SCORES WIF TEH JENNIFAR ANISTENS!!" - keep floggin' your dolphin.

...Okay, so I am one of those morons. It don't mattah though, because I have a feeling she will divorce Pitt-boy with the intentions of upping her publicity (or 'pubic-licty,' heh heh), and find comfort in the arms of some guy that sings. In a band. That is Psycho. Stick. Heh.

Where's muh sock?

So what is a guy to do about this situation? FANTISIZE! DUH!

Jennifer Aniston: "Wow Kayn, you are unbelievable in the sack!"
Kayn: "Yeah, I get that a lot."
JA: "I mean, you did so much... and really impressed me. What is your secret?
Kayn: "Concentration. Lots of it. I have to focus on the challenge, and just break barriers."
JA: "..okay, so how was I?"
Kayn: "Pretty good. Between Jennifer Love Hewitt, Faith Hill, and that foursome I had with Katie Holmes, Elizabeth Hurley, and Denise Richards, you rattled my boat."
JA: "Wow, you're quite the man aren't you?"
Kayn: "I'm also in a band."
JA: "Take me now."

Nice curves...on the SIGNATURE! HAHAHA!

There must be a chill in here. Do you feel it?

Sometimes, just sometimes, one must take matters into his own hands.

Your bowtie is uneven. I shall fix that.

Mmm...jungle-o-lishous.

Did you call for a plumber? I clean pipes.

Comments!

carol absolves:

what's wrong with you.allyou care about is how hot she is!how old are you anyway

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Rawrb excretes:

Old enough to BANG HER! HAHRARHRHARH! STUPID!

(#2)

cha chee splats:

Reburn and the Skidmarks wouldnt even bang her!

(#3)

Shafty communicates:

Carol, that would be why this section is called "Pluhbabes," NOT "Pluh-sensitive-and-funny-women-we-would-like-to-get-to-know-a-little-better-and-share-meaningful-long-glances-at-the-sunset-and-at-each-other."

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jenny plutoniums:

ooooh im a chick and i love to bang her. i think her nephew is that dude in reburn and the skidmarks, arent they from los angeles.

(#5)

Joe jabbers:

I wanna fuck her!! shes beautiful!!!

(#6)

Mike forms verbage to communicate:

Me too!! she has that bad girl in bed look. I'd loooooove to do her anytime :)

(#7)

jim the beluga discharges:

oh man. this totally remonds me of Reburn and the Skidmarks

(#8)

crack money playa vocalizes:

Sheeeyit negroes I'd diddle da clitty and nibble da titty!!!! Dats how we do it 'round hurr.Gots ta get in where we fits in,ya heard????

(#9)

Batman1 un-shut-ups:

i would love to eat that!!! OOHHHH!!! Jennifer Aniston makes me hard!!! Her and Lisa Kudro at the same time...WOOWOOOO!!!

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chee chee man dispenses:

oh shit check these assholes out.

http://www.myspace.com/reburnandtheskidmarks

(#11)

Reburn and the Skidmarks discharges:

Reburn and the Skidmarks would eat her shit and then shit it out on her agin. i hate that bitch.

(#12)

asinine discharges:

she's pretty fuckin hot

(#13)

pstick93 forms verbage to communicate:

Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Aniston i think i have a thing for women named Jennifer.

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