Charlize Theron

Written by Rawrb on January 18th 2004, 12:00 AM, 4 Comments

Charlize! Cool name, hot boobays, RAWRRR BANG BANG DELI SANDWICH!

Rawrb's Final Verdict!

Boobays/GUUUH!
4/5
Gives me happy times!

Ass/GARF!
4.5/5
They KILL you with SPLODE!

Smile/Face
5/5
Extreme hotness!

Personality
4/5
She posed nude, that loses respect, but she seems cool.

Bang Factor
5/5
... greeeEHHH!H!!!

Great pictures with protruding tongue!
5/5
Yes - she is good at those.

Overall: 4.5833333333333/5

Agree? Disagree? Impartial? Stupid? Comment on it!

She Sure is a Hot Boobays

After MONTHS have gone by without a new pluhbabe, I have used my kill-brain-meat to track down and, while avoiding death-bonar, assign a new pluhbabe.

Lo and behold, it's Charlize Theron! The extremely hot chick from Devil's Advocate, The Italian Job, and... *looks blankly at recently aquired Charlize Theron images*... these very images!


YAY!
Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy

Pluhbabes - We Never Run Out!

The seriously long downtime for new pluhbabes is not our fault. See, we ran out of them. Kinda. At one point, we were having a hard time tracking down a new one because the current ones we have are so plentiful, we didn't know where to start.

Thus, we decided to take a small break and allow newer Pluhbabes to surface from the stupid trend that is stupid Hollywood. Alas, there weren't that many, but I was suddenly reminded of Devil's Advocate where Keanu "Woa" Reeves law-priest character was married to Charlize's character. Uber-hot exploded from her. She had perdy death smile, insane flesh-searing eyes of ARGH!, and supremely smooth skin of BONAR LAND!

Can it get better than that? If she was wearing a beer hat, yes.

So, in conclusion, RAWR!

YAY AGAIN!
Charlize remember that photoshop fliter was stuck on her teeth. It's ok, yer still attractive.

Charlize Theron image
Ow! It hurts for some reason!
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"When you cosine the tangent of the boobays, you get ME!"
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Take pride in yer hotness! Stick out boobays!
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...!
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Mmm... sweet can...dy!
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Another one of those, "Pan down and you'll see Kayn" images.
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... YAY!
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BAHAHAHAH!
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Showing your tonsils is extreme sexiness!
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"Tee-hee!" she says. Tee-hee indeed.
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Best picture EVER!

Comments!

Smilie! Murph says in non-morse code:
Where's the made up dialogue?  KAYN BE GETTIN LAZAY!
(#1)
Smilie! Charlize Theron plutoniums:
I am really, honestly Charlize Theron. The made up dialogue is kept confidential, because I was putting my boobays in his face.

Good day.
(#2)
Smilie! Danials yammers:
thank you for this site
this is beautiful
(#3)
Smilie! Pain in my anus says in non-morse code:
Charlize send me an e-mail so we can go practice sex scenes for your movies together
(#4)

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