(For some reason, this review was deleted from the database. It is now revived, and the new, latest pluhbabe)

(This review was done by a former editor by the name of Bones.)

Well here I am for my first pluhbabe review! Ever! Never before! You could say I'm a pluhbabe reviewing virgin! Ok enough with that, it's time to pop my cherry, figuratively speaking of course. On to the pluhbabe, which if you didn't recognize already is none other than the veluptuous Angelina Jolie. Who recently starred in my now favorite movie of all time, Gone In 60 Seconds. If you haven't seen it I don't want to share the same ozone layer with you! Go to Uranus!

She has also appeared in Girl, Interrupted (kinda weird movie), and The Bone Collector with Denzel Washington. And a little movie called HACKERS, which she starred in as a hacker chick, and...don't tell anyone, but in the movie there is a scene where you get a flash of her boobies...tee hee! See?! She's got me giggling like a little school girl...err boy.

You also might notice that she has the nicest, most plump, and kissable..............Lips! My God just look at those things! I just wanna...ARGH, EEERGK, *smacking lips*, ...! Plant one on her and stuff. But alas she is married to Billy Bob Thorton. And she's famous which = in my dreams (wet). But hey it's a nice thought.

I recently did get the chance to have a conversation with her on the internet, and it went a little something like this...

Bones: Is this Angelina Jolie?
Angelina: Yes. Who is this.
Bones: Well ma'am, I'm just a big admirer of your fine ass!
Angelina: Oh is that so...
Bones: Yes. I noticed from your latest flick (Gone in 60 Seconds) that you like riding sticks, is that true?
Angelina: Do you know you're like the 1,867, 842, 334, 323, 540, 218, 348, E18.8 th person to ask me that?
Bones: I'm sorry, do you wanna go make out or something?
*cue my dream*
Angelina: Oh how I've longed for you to say that to me!
Bones: Boy oh boy! Gawk and Kayn are never gonna believe this!
*cue long ass make out session filled with groping and touching*
*END DREAM!!!*
*CONTINUE WITH REAL IM CONVERSATION*
Angelina: Hello?
Angelina: Helloooooooooo?!
Angelina: Where did you go? Are you still there?
Angelina: Screw this, I was gonna arrange for us to meet somewhere but nevermind!
**Angelina signed off on 11/02/00 at 8:52 P.M.**
Bones: Angelina? No! Don't tell me you signed off! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Come hither my darling...

My God she's beautiful

Angelina, smoking causes wrinkles...

She wants me...

Hypnotic make me want her pic

Shhh! She's concentrating!

She would definatley win a Lara Croft look-alike contest

Comments!

Tony dispenses:

i can't believe u actually like that nastay chicka! YUCK!!!

(#1)

Af splats:

i totally agree, angelina jolie is ugly, there are lots of better women out there

(#2)

Natasha Helene vocalizes:

Hellooo I love Angelina,she rocks.And anyone who does'nt is obviously jealous.Okay I don't know how old this thread is .I may just be talking to myself.But I think it's great you managed to speak to her on the net.Party on my friend .Lots of Love Natasha( Jolie fan)

(#3)

Arlene conveys:

If you think Angelina Jolie is fea then you must be a horrible looking little bitch. She's beautiful and no body can beat that except Charlize Theron. She's a great actress. Ugly girls don't be jealous of Angelina's beauty. Ugly ducklings grow into beautiful swans.

(#4)

TOMCAT plutoniums:

ĦAY CARAMBA!

(#5)

Pain in my anus discharges:

Chicks should really stay out of babe reviews. They just don't understand.

(#6)

axlrosechic plutoniums:

why does everyone think angelina jolie is so damn beautiful? (BARF) What an ugly slut! Those lips are humongous and so is her nose! She is NOT pretty! Do you hear me??? You all need some glasses! YUCK

(#7)

Rawrb plutoniums:

axlrosechic said: why does everyone think angelina jolie is so damn beautiful? (BARF) What an ugly slut! Those lips are humongous and so is her nose! She is NOT pretty! Do you hear me??? You all need some glasses! YUCK

Sorry - your opinion has no merit because you're, "AxlRoseChic." With a name like that, you must have the judgement of a warthog shopping for a wedding dress. AHR HAR

(#8)

Sasha says in non-morse code:

SHE IS HOTT!!!! who could possibly think she is not FINE???

(#9)

bitchy yammers:

i really tink she sucks!!!
i mean look at her..
shez got nothing!!!
only those big lips vich rather look ugly..n i mean yucks!!!
n dat nose is such like a puppy
i hate her nose..big fat nose..n when she smiles..it makes her face llook like a spoon!!
yeah...shez yuck!!

(#10)

michael unleashes:

angelina is alright looking - just doesn't do it for me though. outside of the boobs, she sort of has a drag queen man's body, no waist - no curves there - and her face - eh, it's alright.

(#11)

ChibiSheDevil un-shut-ups:

Angelina is totally gorgeous.

Anyone who disagrees (this includes my fiance) should be kicked in the face.

(#12)

pstick93 verbalizes:

Bitchy you really need to take some english classes.

(#13)

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