I hated Jurassic Park II. Seriously - when the T-Rex busted into the city like Godzilla, I just shook my head in utter disgust. I was very worried that this sequel was going to suck more suckage, but you should be pleased to know that this time around, the movie is better than decent. Quite better than that actually - you might be pleased.

There are some major goofs in this though. First of all, some of the acting is rather poopie. Tea Leoni (you know, David Duchovony's bitch) did a horrendous job in this movie. Or maybe it was her stupid character that was stupid. She plays the typical, "Oh, look at me, I'm scared of monsters and thingies that I over-react and end up in worser situations because I'm stupid as hell" chick. Yeah, you know the ones. It's like Jennifer Love Hewitt in her stupid 'I know what you did last summer" movies. I was like, "Stupid hot bimbo! Why don't you just walk into the hook?"

But the effects were stunning, as usual. Raptors had individual markings this time around, there are more giant predators other than the T-Rex (oh man, wait till you see the T-Rex fight scene), some flying dinos, stupid dinos, and the dinos you want to cook on a bar-buh-que with some baked puh-tae-ters. Of course, the thing that hurts this movie are the lack of boobies. Every movie must have boobies. So therefore, it lost a 'Pluh' because of this incompetency.