Murph's Final Verdict!
OriginalityOverall: 4.4/5
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Clerks:
- Jay: Shit, my grandma used to say, "Which is better: a good plate with nothing on it..." No, wait, I f*cked up. She said "What's a good looking plate with nothing on it?"
Dante: Meaning?
Jay: I don't know. She was senile and shit. Used to piss herself all the time.
- Jay: I'll tell you what you need is a phatty boom batty blunt, and then I guarantee you'll see a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of them mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.
Brilliant no? But taking a one-line spouting stoner and a guy that only speaks when absolutely necessary and giving them a full length film seems difficult to say the least. But once I heard that all of Smith's characters and creations were going to be packed in, I started to get anxious about this movie. Here's a list of some of the people involved;
- Ben Affleck
- Renee Humphrey
- James Van Der Beek
- Jason Biggs
- Matt Damon
- Shannon Elizabeth (HOT!)
- Carrie Fisher
- Tracy Morgan
- Diedrich Bader
- Jason Lee
- George Carlin
- Will Ferrell
- Chris Rock
- John Stewart
- Mark Hamill [Applause]
- Seann William Scott
- Wes Craven
Keep in mind this is who I picked up just from watching it, there were some others I just couldn't name.Not too surprisingly, Smith pulls it off. Setting up joke after joke, pretty much alternating between inside and just plane funny, the film turns into a cameo filled epic of goodness. REAL 100% goodness, not that generic crap goodness you get at Jewel for six bucks. So if you are a Kevin Smith fan, you've probably already seen this, if not, go rent Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma NOW!
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