January Movie Trailers

Written by Murph on January 20th 2004, 12:00 AM, 2 Comments

January movie trailers! Every month an update of the newest and best/worst trailers and previews available! Gar!

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This movie looks something like The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, except it's the bad guys from different literature and film that are teaming up against a common foe. The main character, Van Helsing, looks something like a mix between Blade and Robin Hood. May 7, 2004.

Secrart Windar!

Two great actors: Johnny Depp, who is great in just about everything, and John Turturro, who was hilarious as 'Jesus' in The Big Lebowski and great in Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Secret Window is some kind of horror suspense movie about a crazy guy! He so crazy! Watch the trailer. April 23, 2004.

Skar Captarn and The Warld of Tarmarrar!

This movie looks quite awesome. Think ID4 set in the 20's with retro-style alien creatures. Some of the alien thingies remind me of the star guys from Earthbound. And unlike ID4, I doubt that the aliens will be defeated by a laptop. Summer 2004.

Starskar and Hutarlarmar!

Starsky & Hutch

If there's anything American needs it's more 70's cop shows made into movies. Starsky & Hutch was cool and all, in some sort of cheesy 70's cop sow way... and the car is cool. But really, wouldn't Dukes of Hazard make a better nostalgia film?

Scooby Doo?  More like DooDoo! LAMOASIFEL!1

NO! NEVER!

Jarsar Gral

I like Kevin Smith's movies a lot, but this one just doesn't seem that great. At all. But who knows, I might rent it or something. Maybe. March 19, 2004.

Mooseport

Ray Romano, from the popular show Everybody Loves Raymond starts off his career on the larger-screen-than-the-one-you-have-at-home. The movie looks alright, but nothing particularly hilarious that makes it a must see type thing. February 20, 2004.

Spookay!

M. Night Shyamalan brings us yet another spooky looking suspense-filled movie of BOO. It looks really possum.

Shaun of The Dead

Comedy zombies, best movie ever.

Dawn of The Dead!

So much zombiage. Goodness that only the undead can bring.

HELLBAR!@

Super comicbook fun! April 2, 2004.

Other January Stuff:

Ella Enchanted
NO!

The Stepford Wives

Spartan

A Cinderella Story
NO!

Twisted

Two Brothers

The Girl Next Door
NO!

The Son of The Mask
WHY?

The Chronicles of Riddick

Club Dread
From the makers of Super Troopers

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Varn Harsarng
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Sky Carptan!
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Starskar and Hutchtar!
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Scooby Doo? More like Doo Doo! Get it? Poop! HAR HAR!
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Mooseport, Welcome to it.
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Hellboy! Whee!

Comments!

Smilie! Cow Master declares:
Possum!? COWS ARE BETTER
(#1)
Smilie! Rawrb verbalizes:
I saw the Hellboy trailer. It looked interesting - hellboy has very big chin!
(#2)

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