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Brand New: Deja Entendu (73 comments) by Rawrb
A brand new Brand New album! Wow, I bet they've never heard that lame pun-type comment before. "Wow! Your band name is Brand New, therefore you must be a brand new band!" Grr.

Colepitz (0 comments) by Gawkman
Do you want crunch? Do you want AGGRESSION? Do you want music that could actually compare to Kayn's road rage? Well, although that's impossible, Colepitz puts up one hell of a fight.

Darwin's Waiting Room (5 comments) by Gawkman
Gawkman reviews a rap metal band that has absolutely nothing new and/or original to offer. Except maybe a name that deals with the inventor of the theory of evolution. Nevermind, evolution isn't exactly a new idea either.

Dim (0 comments) by Gawkman
Gawkman reviews Dim's (Arizona Local Band) second demo release, which is in the area of,

Flybanger: Headtrip to Nowhere (1 comments) by Murph
Review of a newer band's major label debut. It makes you wanna bunjee jump from construction sites!

From Zero Green CD (pre-Arista debut) (1 comments) by Rawrb
Once in a while, a band comes along that will absolutely blow you away. Well, here is one of those. Watch Kayn try to keep from having an orgasm while he reviews them.

Hatebreed - Preserverance (16 comments) by Rawrb
Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR!

Hatebreed - The Rise of Brutality (2 comments) by Rawrb
Hatebreed! Their 3rd album hits us like a bloody rawr of deathy heavy kill! Does it stand up to their standards, or are they starting to write pop music? READ ON!

Lifer (2 comments) by Rawrb
Kayn reviews the new Lifer CD, which makes him goody-freaky-happy. Stupid lack of adjectives! Or was it adverbs?

Machine Head - Through the Ashes of Empires (2 comments) by Murph
Machine Head's new album, "Through the Ashes of Empires" was written and recorded while Machine Head was an unsigned band in the US. I don't think it's a coincidence that this is the best album they've released since their first.

Nothingface (2 comments) by Gawkman
Wow. This band is simply amazing. Original sound, signature vocals, outstanding song-writing, and sheer intensity. Sheer intensity. Where did the word 'sheer' come from? Why do they use it in that fashion? Whenever I here the word 'sheer', I think of panty hose...

Psychostick (16 comments) by Shafty
Shafty objectively reviews the new Psychostick CD, despite the fact that two of the band members are also Pluh editors. What are they going to do, decrease his pay from zero to negative zero? HAHRHARH ARHARHRHRHRJRHRRrwr@22!1

Queensryche - Operation Mindcrime II (2 comments) by Shafty
Shafty points his HATE CANNON at Queensryche's latest offering: Operation Mindcrime 2!

Sepultura's Sepulnation (1 comments) by Rawrb
Well, here's the new Sepultura CD. Anyone have change for a dollar? I want one of those packages of cookies in the vending machine downstairs...

Sevendust - Retrospect DVD (1 comments) by Murph
SEVENDUST! DVD! The two join forces to forage an item with that of witch have never been seen! A Sevendust DVD!

Sevendust - Seasons (6 comments) by Rawrb
Sevendust's lastest CD is released not too long after Animosity was. SLAR! Does it defy and destroy, or is it disappointing? Read on to find out! OOH! SUSPENSE! Of the seasons! Like Those Zelda games I need to finish!

Slipknot (2 comments) by Gawkman
Three drummers. Nine members. No sanity. Any questions? Hey, that was a rhetorical question, dumbass.

Staind - Break The Cycle (2 comments) by Rawrb
Well, they have returned with an excellent followup to their previous major label debut. STAIN-NUH-DUH! THEY ARE BACKS!

System of a Down - Toxicity (3 comments) by Murph
New System of a Down will be your best friend! Do not turn your back on your friends! NOOOO! WE LOVE YOUS!!

Tomahawk (5 comments) by Shafty
Tomahawk ROAWR!! Tomahawk!! "Funky-Assed Acid Country Rock"!! Shafty chops you up good and eats you with Indian fangs unless you crawl into wigwam with squaw you callem girlfriend, and smokem teh peace pipe while listen to scalping good music!