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"two guys that i don't like have crushes on me. HELP!" from Danielle

there are two guys at my school that both have crushes on me and their both people i really don't know and i don't really like them. how do i get them to leave me alone? please help!

The Curse: "LOL!"

The editor must say "LOL" 20 times in your response, and it has to be in context of what is being said.

Gangsta Cheese responds:

aight slut, listen up. I 'bout to dish out some werds that will definately solve dis higgity.

first, all us foos want is boodie. we dont care 'bout nothin' else, just puttin that wang in yo' thang. dats numbah 1. numbar 2 is anal. normally dats numbah one, but going for vaggy noemally does it bettah for girls from da start. some foos say dey want love. i know dis one guy who said dat, so i shot him with my 3fiddy7.

anywayz, fuckin both those dudes want yo vaggy and yo brown rosebud, so heres what you do. think of which nukka you want in yo vaggy and which werks in da shit cannon. get dem togetha at yo place and start lettin one bang yo vaggy and da otha one slide up yo shitchute. make sho' you get dat on tape and den email dat shit to me.

aftah dat dey will all be tired from dat 3sum, so now youz take out yo glock and splattah dey brains on da wall. get dat on tape too.

most chicks dont do that. i had me a girl dat tried to, but i prevented dat by pressin my gun against her neck while we bangd. so dere ya go, all dat bullsheit solved.

aw sheeit. i gotta sayz dat lol 20 tiems. fukin rawrerb or whateva his name be nawh: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL fuck