el duderino responds:

DEAR MR NOTBALD IF YOU ARE TRULLY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR HAIR FALLING OUT THEN I HAVE ONE WORD OF ADVICE FOR YOU STOP THERE ARE BIGGER THINGS IN LIFE TO WORRY ABOUT LIKE LOSING ALL OF YOUR BODY HAIR LIKE I DID WHICH IS JUST ONE THING THAT IS WORSE OTHER THINGS I WONT GO INTO TO HELP YOU COMPENSATE FOR YOUR BALDNESS SHOULD YOU GO BALD HERE ARE SOME TIPS STOP LOOKING INTO MIRRORS YOULL ONLY SCARE YOURSELF STOP CHASING LITTLE CHILDREN THAT FREAKS THEM OUT AND THEY CAN'T STAND IT DONT RUB HONEY ON YOUR HEAD YOU WILL BE BITTEN BY BUGS A LOT AND BUG BITES ON THE HEAD SUCK TAKE IT FROM ME I KNOW FIRST HAND IF YOU HAVE PARTIAL HAIR LOSS ON YOUR HEAD OTHERWISE KNOWN AS MALE PATTERN BALDNESS THEN PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO A COMB OVER WE CAN ALL TELL THAT YOU ARE BALD AND YOU ARE ONLY DRAWING ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THAT WE CANT TELL WASH YOUR HEAD FREQUENTLY IT MAKES FOR AN EMBARRASSING SCENE WHEN SOME HOT CHICK COMES UP TO YOU FLIRTING AND GOES TO RUB YOUR HEAD ONLY TO GET A HAND FULL OF SCALP GREASE ITS NASTY NEXT TO LAST BUT NOT LEAST JUST SHAVE ANY REMAINING HAIR OFF ITLL BE WAY MORE MANAGABLE AND YOULL BE HAPPY WITH THE OUTCOME AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST QUIT ASKING FOR STUPID ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO IF YOU ARE GOING BALD