Would you or any member of the pluh staff run for public office someday? Read it!

LONG QUESTION~ While I was browsing through the Psycostick online lyric stuff, I saw one comment on the song "Two-Ton Paperweight" that said something along the lines of, "Ha, you people are ignorant. This song is obviously about this person's anger ...

why cant i spell gud Read it!

Why are boobs good. and i need to get laid, can you hepl meh? Read it!

my balls itch how do i get them to stop?? Read it!

Why do I have ADD? and why does it cause me to push lots of buttons and constantly figit with stuff? And.... I still want you to write a freakin song about my ADD! HA! Yours truely, Kristin (Lawraw's sister):-) Read it!

Ok yea.....as yous guys have possibly read in some of my posts that i'm not really a guy liking lady....but all of a sudden there's this guy that catches my attention? wtf is up with that? Read it!

Dear Rawrb, your acting performance in the spoken bits of Psychostick's songs feels so heartfelt with feelings that make me feel like what you say is really happening, making it oscar worthy. So much feelings and passion, man. Imagine you have ...

Which is the quicker money maker, hedge funds or the open money market? Read it!

Where do babies come from? God no one tells me this! Read it!

Dear dude who answers this, I was thinking of a band logo for 'Pure Green citrus' A band...So have any ideas? Read it!

Hurry up and review Slither already! Oh, wait, that wasn't a question. ..... When will you hurry up and review Slither already? Read it!

Dear Dr. Rawrb, how does one scream like they do in many metal bands? Like in "why oh why?" wen yer screamin "WHY!?" or "BEEER!" Cuz it's way more complicated than one would think. Read it!

Do you like Tool (the? What about my grandma? Do you like her? If you don't I'll sue you. For a buncha money. HAHAHAHA!!!! Read it!

do you ever post on the forums Read it!

out of the two which of these songs is better? duality by slipknot or f**cking an animal by gwar Read it!

for some reason i hafe ron out of things to look up on google if you have any ideas could you please tell me otherwise i might be even boreder than i am Read it!

What do you think is the most perverted food? I say hotdogs. Read it!

What would I have if I got 40 bucks for a fucked up duck? Read it!

Hello, I'm an out-of-work mercenary for hire. For some reason, I have had a hard time finding work as a mercenary since my arch nemesis "Macgyver" went off the air. Do you have any advice to help me in finding gainful employment? Read it!

Have you ever had that... not so fresh feeling? Read it!

If you have one 2 gallon bucket, and I give you one 5 gallon bucket, how many buckets do you have? Read it!

where did gangster cheese go? Read it!

i like donuts and i havent had 1 in 4ever... should i begg my people 2 buy me 1 or should i go get it myself Read it!

Hey Rawrb, I just joined up with a band and we're ready to start playing local gigs. Some of the venues charge cover, so we wanna know if we should ask the managars to front us a little gas money and free drinks. Bad idea? Good idea? Hockey? Read it!

What should I do if my hair falls out? I don't want to be a baldy-bald, like you! Read it!

I have a hard time telling people 'No'. I feel like sometimes peeps take advantage of me because I'm a nice bxtch. ie. - 'Can I get a ride?' 'Can I eat your food?' 'Can I sleep on your couch?' I OFFER these things to my good friends, but others ...

i have a problem. there is this really annoying little asian dude who looks like his face was forsed into a blender. he calls my house at odd hours of the night and asks me out daily. how can i get him to go away? help meh. thankies. Read it!

there are two guys at my school that both have crushes on me and their both people i really don't know and i don't really like them. how do i get them to leave me alone? please help! Read it!

i am a young metal songwriter like yourselves here is my lyrics can you tell me how to be more awesomur? ROOO ROO RO OROOO ROOOO!!!!! RAAA RAA RA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! ROO ROO RO RO ROOOOO RO ROOO ROO ROOOOO!!! RO RA!!!!!!!!!!1 ROOOOOOOOOO ...

I dun heard 'bout you's bein' a webmaster and all, 'bout like that spiderman I dun saw when I took Lucy down to 'dat katty-wonkered movie show last year. Mah barn dun be full of spiderwebs on account of I ain't gone in dat barn for years since mah k ...

With all of my homophobic postings on random reviews, I'm really just trying to hide the fact that *I* am myself homosexual and desperately in love with FGFG and Darrell (the two most common subjects of my posts). I just don't know how to tell them ...

It's St. Paddy's Day, and much to my dismay, I cannot drink at work today. What would you suggest I do? Read it!

Kayn, I love you. What can I do to get you to have sex wth me? Read it!

What is some advice for me? I'm moving to a new town. Read it!

dr whoever lately my butt has been hurting and im really starting to hurt whenever i sit down, can who perscript a medicine for me too feel better. by the way u did say u were a daocter Read it!

I have been sent to an all-male military boarding school and have been there since august. I hate it there, however, my GPA has risen over a full grade point (ie from a 2.5 to a 3.5). I want desperately to go back to public school, but my dad likes m ...

iuno where to go to upload pics and it's making me depressed. help a pal out please ;[ Read it!

i am dating a really great guy but I just can't get him to go to local band concerts with me!!! What should I do? Read it!

GO F**K yourself.... Robbie and your titlebar. Shove it up your asss! Im sooooooooo superior. Read it!

Gangsta Cheese, With all of television's talking heads disagreeing as to the prognosis of the economy given the uncertainty of unemployment rates, the war in Iraq and long-term overnight discount rates, should I retire from being a news commentato ...

Dear Kayn, I'm a computer programmer, and my employer just offered us the opportunity to extend our health benefits to spouses and significant others. The real trouble is that I'm desperately in love with my cat, Miss Paws, and her veterinary bil ...

Dear Mister Shafty, My brother threw a banana at me the other day. Not only did he assault me with it, but I was going to eat that banana and ended up going hungry because the banana got dirty. Can I sue? Read it!

Dear Gawkman... I'm having trouble deciding what guitar to get. I currently have a Marshall JCM2000 that I play through a Marshall and a Mesa cab. I'm going for a Chevelle/Taproot kindof guitar tone. Read it!

Bones - Would it be better to get a 2.5 ghz processor with an average motherboard, or a 2.0 ghz processor with a top of the line motherboard? -Diablo75 Read it!

dear kayn, theres this boy in my class that i like - hes so cute!!!! im not that old (13 ), and what do boys my age really like???? i asked a friend of mine thats a guy, and he just said porn and pizza. is that really all?!!?! Read it!

Dear Kayn, I'm wanting to learn how to design my own awesome webpage like you. I've done some C++ and Pascal programming in the past, and I hear you have to use HTML to do webpages. Is HTML similar to other programming languages? -John S. Read it!

Dear PluhGuys, Im a quiet type of guy that doesnt have much experience with the ladies. Until recently, Ive never had much of a chance with girls, as most of them go for the jock/toughguy/badboy types. A week ago I met a girl who seems to reall ...